Hackerqueen - I Find You Quite Fascinating.

i'm dead

I need more Jake for my mental health

jake??

"Partners in crime"

pairing : hannah x mc

piece of text :

- So, where is your regular partner in crime?

- Huh? Who do you mean, dad? - Hannah asked carefully and didn't look at his eyes

- Don't pretend, Hannah. I know that, MC is here, isn't she?

from the author :

hi quys!! it's my first shot but I hope you like it. imagine what it would be like if teenage hannah were friends with the MC. forgive mistakes. be healthy and safe.

WARNING : mention of alcohol and cigarettes

swearing

Better not be like MC and don't drive under the influence of alcohol‼

- Your dad is gonna kill me. I know that! - MC said dramatically

They were returning from the Aurora party in the stolen car of Hannah's father. Only MC has passed her driving license, so only she can drive. She hopes Hannah's father was asleep and knows nothing of their night out.

- Oh don't be so dramatic. And you better focus on the road. I'm too young to die. - Hannah rolled his eyes

Her phone rang to notify her of a new message. At the speed of light, she grasped the device, and a huge smile appeared on her face.

- I'm pretty sure your hacker contacted you. Am I right? - MC smiled meanly

- His name is Jake. - she growled in response

- Jake, Jack, hacker boy, whatever. To you he is a real god. You're obsessed with him! - she raised her voise

And that was true. Hannah only talked about him. Jake this, Jake that. Even her little sister Lilly complained to her because she was fed up with hearing about the mystery boy.

During the conversation, Hannah had to put in her famous 'I wonder what Jake would say'. It was so annoying!

- No, I'm not! You should find your own hacker. Then you will understand my point of view! - she replied, putting down the phone

- This is not a stupid idea. - she muttered in response

The house was getting closer. They both felt stress because what if Hannah's parents were still awake? Even though it was already after 3 am.

- Oh my god, MC. I smell like cigarettes! - Hannah shouted, sniffing her dress

- And who is the real drama queen here?

- Shut the fuck up! And help me, because I can't go home and smell like a bum. - she said desperately

- You have to remember that I was drinking alcohol and now I am driving a car. Your dad's car! What if the police stop us? Should we run to the end of the country or try to flirt? - MC asked, thinking of the best pick-up line for a policeman

- May be flirting. Whatever, only if that they don't give us a mandate!

- What about 'Hi baby, are you stray? Because I have a leash for such dogs.'

They looked at each other seriously then burst out laughing out loud. Alcohol combined with other illegal substances gave them a sense of humor.

- But I'm not saying that. - Hannah choked out. - These will be the most embarrassing minutes of my life.

- Believe me, mine too.

Fortunately, the police didn't stop them all the way to Hannah's house. MC parked the car and Hannah looked at her house in horror.

- How do I look? - MC asked, straightening her T-shirt

- Like someone who fucked someone in the club restroom.

- I hate you.

- I love you too. - Hannah muttered - Okay come on. Everybody is sleeping.

As silently as they could, they entered the hall. They tried to suppress the laugh that pressed against their lips. Why does they always want to laugh at the most inappropriate moments? As they were about to go out to the second floor, the kitchen light came on.

Panicked, MC hid behind the stairs, gesturing for Hannah to go to sort things out.

- I hate YOU now. - Hannah whispered and MC rolled her eyes

Hannah entered the kitchen with her soul in her heels. There she found a man who was reading a newspaper and did not seem to notice her.

- Well, well, well who honored us with her presence? - asked a deep voice

- I'm so sorry dad, I just.. - she began to speak but he interrupted her

- So, where is your regular partner in crime?

- Huh? Who do you mean, dad? - Hannah asked carefully and didn't look at his eyes

- Don't pretend, Hannah. I know that, MC is here, isn't she?

MC held her breath as she waited for her friend's reply.

- W-what? Of course not! - she replied indistinctly

"Oh my fucking god." MC thought disappointed

- Yes, yes, that's right. And I believe you. Remember that you love your daughter. - he said to himself like a psychopath - I do not mind, but if I see even the smallest scratch on the car, you get a barrier!

MC hit her head against the wall when she remembered hitting an orange pole while parking the car.

- Have a nice detention, Hannah.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

i don't know what to do with my life because i can't talk to jake anymore

i miss him SO MUCH