Orange Pink And Possibly White For You Braincell

orange pink and possibly white for you braincell

i also just realised that that's the lesbian flag colours

this is actually my favorite one of these I’ve seen so far

exactly how i feel every time

do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

i occasionally got hired as a hitman at my old school, and the way i would kill was to just stare into someone's soul and not blink and this has made me realise why people thought it was weird

sorry

WHAT THE HARMONIES WAHTHEWHEET WHAHRF

EZXXC FUCKING CUSE ME WHAT TE WAS JW WHWO TOLD HIM THIS WAS OKAY

AH TRUMPET???

OH MY GOD

THESE FUCKING

OH HIGH GEOFF YOU CAN BUGGER ALL THE WAY OFF

THESE FUCKING CHORDS

SLEEEEEEP WHAT

THAT IS SO CRUNCHY

GEOFF

layne and cyndi

the fact that i knew exactly who this was about by the final 'con' is amazing

The experience of a new hyperfixation being a band

Cons:

No overarching story or characters to chew on, just real people with real lives

Listening to songs over and over and over till I get every drop of dopamine out of them I can and being paranoid on when it’s gonna run dry

The urge to lie in bed listening to music and do absolutely fuck all else

The fact of them being real people makes embarrassment over hyperfixation go up by 200%

Trying to satiate the want for more content requires social media (don’t have shit other than tumblr and not about to get instagram just to follow some theater kids)

Even finding the scraps of social media reposts I can on what platforms I DO have makes me feel slimy, like I’m becoming the worst type of fan

Just the barest acknowledgment that any member is attractive awakens some latent puritanical instinct who shouts “EW YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO A REAL HUMAN PERSON? CRINGE” at me and it’s really annoying.

Despite being a band of basically fully grown theater kids (theater men?), they are all either heterosexual, spoken for, or both, and all interactions are so completely platonic that there is no reason to ship any of them.

Pros:

There. There’s no reason to ship. Any of them.

Oh my god. I don’t feel the urge to ship any of them.

It’s all platonic. Completely. Platonic.

I don’t have to worry about shipping wars. Or if one ship is considered problematic or not. I just simply don’t care.

I’m free.

I’m fucking FREE!

I’M GONNA COME UP WITH AN AU SO UTTERLY DIVORCED FROM THE SOURCE MATERIAL IT’LL BE LIKE CALLING 50 SHADES OF GREY A SPIN-OFF OF DRACULA!

AND I’M GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING RATED MATURE AT WORSE WITH ZERO ROMANCE INVOLVED! ALL FRIENDSHIP ALL THE TIME!

AND NOBODY CAN FUCKING STOP ME!!!

Oh yeah their harmonies are really good too. I mean have you heard their cover of Nothing Else Matters? Who let them do that? Cruel and unusual use of talent