I Was At A Bookstore In My Local Mall Yesterday And Found The Most Cursed Thing

I was at a bookstore in my local mall yesterday and found the most cursed thing

it was called the brick bible

and it was an actual lego thing that had lego in it

and it was actually just the bible straight up, both testaments, it was the legit bible with LEGO

and it is cursed as hell, here’s some images I found (under the cut cuz like I said, THEY’RE CURSED)

the babies all look weird as hell 😭😭😭 (and whatever peepaw’s on, i want it to bleach my brain)

he has the Roblox smirk 😭😭

pregnant lego aksbkajxksjs

why does the baby look like that

he looks like he’s about to speak to you about your car’s extended warranty

boy band vibes kansksnxjjsa

monke spotted :0

and that’s it for now, i might go and find more if I wanna torture my eyes more kankdnakd

Happy Family Photo (prior to the incident)

For context: I've been desperately trying to pair up an LMK character with his daughter, only to come out empty-handed cuz no one really fit.

So I had this random thought of "It would be funny if I just added a selfship cameo as family dynamic, and it just wouldn't matter anyway cuz the mom dies early on and later the daughter-"

So yeah, guess now I'm Wukong's deceased wife LMAO- I wanted to doodle a happy pic considering the dark things Wukong goes through in the story fhgnfhgnhfg

SAVE HIM, HES PATHETIC, I NEED HIM

damn

Emelin please I don't know how much more simping I can take- please spare us-

n o .

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