THATS WHAT IM SAYING, HE LOOKS PUNTABLE

THATS WHAT IM SAYING, HE LOOKS PUNTABLE

sick of the "soft uwu boy" macaque content, sick of the "dad" macaque content. No. He is none of those things, he is clearly like one of those fucked up looking cat memes. (reference included below):

i mean, the resemblance is uncanny

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

CPR YOU SAY????

*JUMPS INTO THE NEAREST OCEAN AJD SWIMS TO THE MARIANA TRENCH*

Funny story that happened: I just came to the beach to relax, and instead I ended up saving two swimmers' lives. And the lifeguards offered me a job because of how quickly I did it with little to no effort. So now I work as a part-time lifeguard whenever I'm around the beach. I hope to see you here sometime as well, blossom! Who knows, maybe I'll get to give you CPR.

stremm

i see you stremm

youre lucky i opened tumblr rn

nobody tell the server im in that the bread im eating is stale and like days away from expiration its not moldy so its still free reign

punts him

punts him off the shelf and he hits a goal like a fucking soccer ball