Halfuniverse - Half Human

what % jake and what % amy are you?

The Lightwood siblings (including Jace of course) have one braincell to use between them and Max has it most of the time.

💖 + Hawaii Five-0? :D

Danny Williams is my favorite!!!!

I hate when people I know in real life are like “haha I’m so nerdy, I’m the nerdiest person ever” in a way that implies that I, the person they are talking to, am not a nerd, when the truth is I just love things Far Too Passionately to share them willy nilly with every random human wearing an Iron Man tee shirt. You think you’re king geek? Because you like Pokemon a lot? We all like Pokemon, Dave. “ooh I’m such a dweeb, I go to conventions and like comic books” shut the hell your mouth I’ve written Les Mis erotica and I’ll do it again. Nerds trying to flex on me like I don’t understand them when the truth is I tower so high above them, looming forth on 600k words of published fanfiction. 

One time a man tried to explain the Hobbit movies to me, to me, he tried to explain those movies to me, and he seemed to think he had more opinions about them than I did. Matt, wherever you are: I shielded you from my passion. You were not prepared. And the truth is, I didn’t want to talk to you about my passions. Why should I rip open my chest so that strangers may judge my heart? And Matt, my heart says that they’re all fucking. Every single character in this movie was fucking another character, and I can tell you how and when and why and the emotional resonance of each act. AND I have opinions about the pacing. I have both, Matt. The pacing’s bad, Matt. And Thorin and Bilbo were deeply in love, you coward, you absolute fool. 

what was my point

oh right, that I’m a deep embarrassment and sometimes people in real life seem to think that I’m not because I don’t talk about fandom stuff to people outside fandom when the truth is that the most important fact about Castlevania is that Trevor is a pillow princess wait no that wasn’t the point either

oh right, it’s that I hate performative nerdiness because I get stage fright, but like that’s not inherently a bad thing 

Hi. While I slept, MewGulf got married. xxx