While I Was Rummaging Under My Bed, I Found My Old Writing Journal From The Third Grade. The Teacher

While I was rummaging under my bed, I found my old writing journal from the third grade. The teacher would give us prompts, and we would write a sentence or two on the topic. For the topic CELEBRATION!, I wrote:

"A good day to celebrate would be 1) my birthday, 2) the day Mt. St. Helens blew up."

Apparently no one told tiny-me that Mt. St. Helens actually killed some people after it awesomely and excitingly blew up.

OMG LOOK AT THIS BABY.

HE IS THE MOST AMAZING BABY.

Dear self, when a website asks you to set a security question so you can retrieve your password later, don't make the question about something you're currently writing. You're just gonna change the character's name/age/plot point and render the question impossible to answer. "Who are Abby's brothers? Abby doesn't have any brothers!"

Before Darren Criss was the Handsomest Boy Alive on Glee, he was the Handsomest Wizard Alive in A Very Potter Musical. Seriously, every time I say "oh I'll just watch the first ten minutes of this," I end up watching the whole three hours. It's that amazing.

This website is relevant to my penchant for thievery interests. It's missing the McDonalds down by Gateway, though.