Note To Self: STUDY INTENTLY.

Note to self: STUDY INTENTLY.

There was a glee club at Greendale, and their bus was driving on a rainy night, and a downed power line was hanging across the road, and the bus drove through it, and it sliced through the bus and decapitated everyone, row by row, so that the people in the back had to watch all their friends get decapitated, then they got decapitated, and then the bus drove into a pool of lava. And I guess the crazy thing is, the electricity from the power line somehow kept their nervous systems "alive," so they could feel the lava. They didn't escape the pain of the lava just because they didn't have heads. They felt the lava. It was terrible but it was not metaphorical in any way. I would never be that petty and envious of another show's popularity.

Dan Harmon, Community creator (who is definitely not jealous of Glee)

AWESOME NEW BLOG IDEA

You guys, I had a great idea! I've been eating some apples lately, so I'm going to start a new blog project called ABREE REVIEWS APPLES.

First up: Pink Ladies.

These are pretty good.

A little girl at Disneyland's Jedi Training Academy hilariously manages to pull the show off-script.

traversetwilight: #i miss the old bride  #this new bitch thinks she's super clever with her murder puns 

Not to mention her delicate, child-sized axe. That thing couldn't cut a cantelope in half, let alone take off a dude's head!

Have you played Loved yet?