Hamlet-hates-you-back - Come To This Great Stage Of Fools

one of my buddies just succumbed to desire. he seriously just embraced earthly pleasures... the cost was not immediately apparent but will probably become known soon

my only love sprung from my only hate

too early seen unknown and known too late

prodigious birth of love it is to me

that I must love a loathed enemy

shakespeare's "romeo and juliet" act i, scene v

Golda Rosheuvel as Mercutio as the Globe. (2017)

*only works if you have line of sight with your chosen audience

**sometimes it will be in rhyme. You have no control over this.

***once a day you must make a joke about being in disguise

^ In order to do this you must deliver 15+ lines of iambic pentameter to an audience of at least three people explaining what you’re doing and what happens during the time skip

^^ the more absurd and comical the hiding place the better it is, hiding behind a curtain, for example, would be risky, hiding behind a potted plant that is much smaller than you would be more effective