.: , ?

Я.: Эй Мозг, что ты мне принёс сегодня?

Мозг.: Ничего.

Я.: Это ты мне принёс и вчера.

Someone: Hey, why are you crying?

Me: Oh, well, the ending of Sally Face hit the eyes.

Me : Let's play Sherlock, because I can't find my headphones.

Brain : You think they're here?

Me : I Hope so...

Brain with sarcasm : Well, keep it up.

Me: Who the fuck is Sebastian?

The person who shows The Evil Within: *Shows the most beautiful art in the world*

Me: *dumbfounded in Russian*

this is how we celebrate the Maslenitsa holiday

Someone plays sniper elite 3 : It's a pity that this is not the version I used to play.

Someone : What do you think? And... Are you okay?

Me play without stopping : Yeah, it's all right.