I Cant Stand People That Dont Let Me Speak Hyperbolically. If I Cant Respond To A Minor Inconvenience

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Mornin’

AU where instead of dying, Bruce actually sold Jason to One Direction

explaining tumblr to someone like “yeah, in 2005 Dad went on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a couple of days, so now when the president gets shot an overly-macho bi man and his angel boyfriend trend”