Companion : Alright, You've Met Me, And That's The Doctor.

Companion : alright, you've met me, and that's the Doctor.

Doctor: great. Nice to meet you. Get into the TARDIS

Someone: the what?

Companion: you see that blue box ? That's the TARDIS

Someone: yeah I saw how it appeared out of nowhere. What is TARDIS?

Companion: it's a spaceship!

Someone: right. And what does it mean?

Companion: sorry?

Someone: TARDIS. I know only one language - and believe me, I know a LOT - where that actually means something. But I don't think the mighty Time Lord would call his ship "Gallons of Leaves".

Companion: ... Because it's an abbreviation.

Someone : of what?

Companion: I'm sure the Doctor -

Doctor: - is busy with fixing the said TARDIS and isn't available.

Companion: ...

Companion: right. So, TARDIS. Yeah. TARDIS... That's short for... Of course, the TARDIS is short for...

Someone: ...

Companion: travel... And... Reserva- no. Rese-, reve-... Rational? Yeah, I think it's that .

Someone: Travel And Rational?

Companion: Travel And Rational Delusions. Or dibates?

Someone:...

Companion:Delusions. Yeah.

Someone: ...

Companion: or is it decapitations? Dead... Drought? DECISIONS! I ... What is "I" for? Is? Nah, it's plural... Isotope? Not time for physics... Irresistible?

Someone: ... So?

Companion: oh, yeah. Travel And Rational Decisions Irresistibly Safe. TARDIS. Make bad decisions, and we'll make them safe. Or our bad decisions are safe. We're rational. Are we? We're not...

Someone: ...

Companion: ...

Doctor: For humans sake- DON'T TELL PEOPLE TO FUCK SHIT UP I WONT HELP THEM NEXT TIME THEY'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE.

Someone: ...

Companion: see? Rational.

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