This Is Sooo Cute It's Not Even Funny

this is sooo cute it's not even funny

SINGLE DAD HARRY!!! And like he's coming home from a Christmas party (or nye party) slightly drunk off eggnog and Y/N's there and he decides to pour himself a glass of wine as he's paying her but ends up spilling it all over his Christmas jumper leading to him stripping it off and Y/N having to help him clean it!!! And Harry being a little shit and asking Y/N things like "what'd you ask santa for feh Christmas" with a slur and jokingly telling her to sit on his lap and omg 😍😍

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Harryween | New York- 10/31

I love that movie so seeing a fic with Harry written about it was absolutely great! Loved this <33

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

CATEGORY: 2.4k of Angst

PAIRING: Harry Styles x Reader

SUMMARY: After a bad date with Harry, the only thing you two have in common is the love for your God daughter, Emily. But when you get custody of her after her parents pass away, you two have to find a way to work together. [Based on the movie Life as we know it]

Blind dates. Now they weren’t really your thing but when your best friend Jade set you up with someone who was quote on quote “funny, adventurous and good looking” you couldn’t help but agree to it. Turns out he was her husband, Luke’s, best friend and his name was Harry, he was also a complete opposite as to how Jade described him because here he was showing up half an hour late to your house and that too with no car. It was not funny nor adventurous but you had to say, he did have good looks and also looked so familiar.

But alas, good looks didn’t mean much if you felt like his personality sucked so it was definitely not a great first impression but you let it go and continued to get into your car so you could get to the restaurant to finally start the actual date but some things were clearly more important to Harry and he dipped before you even got to the restaurant leaving you annoyed as you wasted your saturday evening, the only evening you actually got to yourself, because your bakery was always so busy, for a complete douchebag.

You groaned, pulling out your phone to dial Jades number and after a few rings she picked up.

“Hey babe! How’d the date go?” She asked, excitement evident in the way she spoke.

“Fuckin flopped. He dipped before we even got to the restaurant. Do me a favour and never set me up with anyone again” you groaned, finally stepping out of your car and making your way back inside.

You could hear some shuffling on the other end of the phone and you assumed it was Jade mouthing to Luke, letting him know how everything went down.

“I’m sorry, I swear he’s a nice guy. His job does require a lot of time so it was probably that” she replied making you roll your eyes.

“What, is he the king of England or something?” You scoffed, throwing your purse on the floor before pulling of your heels and heading to the kitchen to pour yourself a drink. After a failed date like that, a drink was exactly what you needed.

“No he’s a singer”

“Oh, so he thinks he’s better than everyone? Probably has a million chicks after him anyways. I’m gonna go now, enjoy your night” you say, finally realising why he was so familiar, you end the call and walk back into the living room to put your comfort show on.

You preferred spending your evening like this, in your own presence with a glass of wine and your favourite show on. Who needs a man anyways? They were a waste of time and always thought they were better than everyone else. Most of them just wanted one thing and that was pussy and Harry was probably one of them aswell.

The next time you saw Harry, the apparently “funny, adventurous and good looking” famous man who dipped before you date even started, was at Jades baby shower. Yep, she was pregnant and had decided to invite close friends only, including the guys which was unusual and it also meant you had to spend more time with Harry.

You couldn’t stand him but here you were, getting informed that you and Harry will be the baby’s God Parents. Of course, you were so excited because Jade was the first out of your friendship group to have a child and you know you’ll love the baby more than anything but it also meant that you’ll have to spend more time with Harry. Well if he wasn’t too busy being the singer that he was.

“So, guess you’ll be seeing more of me then” Harry chuckled awkwardly, hand rubbing the back of his neck. You couldn’t lie, it was unbelievably hot but you remembered you were mad at him so you scoffed and grabbed another cookie.

“Unfortunately” you reply, sitting down and taking a bite out of your cookie, mentally cursing Jade for putting you in this position. You knew she did it on purpose, making sure she left you two in the same room.

“Hey, look. Something came up alright, I swear I wanted to go on that date especially when I saw it was with you” he spoke, finding an excuse making you roll your eyes.

“Oh yeah, that’s why you showed up half an hour late yeah?”

“Look, I’m a busy man. I did apologise for that. I’m sorry.” He apologised once again, making puppy dog eyes, and that’s all it took for you to forgive him.

“Well then, what do you say about another date? It’ll be on me, don’t worry” he asked, desperately waiting for an answer as he sat down next to you.

“Yeah ok, I guess I’m down”

“Nice, so I’ll collect you at 7pm next Friday” he stated, and you nodded, finalising the date. Hopefully this time he’d actually show up.

But seriously, who were you kidding? It’s Harry so of course it happened again, you waited for a good hour the next Friday, before he finally came and did your doorbell, although he apologised profusely you couldn’t let it go this time so you shut the door on him and ran to your bedroom where you spent the rest of the night drinking away in your own company and you definitely did end up with a massive hangover the next day.

“I fuckin hate him Jade” you cry into her shoulder as you awkwardly hugged her, her bulging stomach coming in the way.

“Hey, hey, it’s alright. I know it’s hard babe, but I promise he likes you! He was literally texting Luke all nig- oh fuck” she gasped as you pulled away, her hand going to her stomach.

She looked up at you with wide eyes and then looked down to see the floor covered in some water. “Fuck, my water broke. Call Luke” she practically screamed making you reach into your pocket so you could pull out your phone to call Luke and let him know that his wife was going into labour right her, infront of you.

Not even five minutes later, Luke had came and taken Jade away to the hospital so they could go and have their baby.

It had been a few hours before you got the call from Jade herself, announcing to you that your God daughter had safely arrived and that you could come and see her. So you left for the hospital as soon as possible, excited to meet the bundle of joy and as Luke let you into the hospital room you see Harry, the one person you hoped you wouldn’t have to see, sitting close to the baby, his eyes bright as he looks at his god daughter.

You run over to give Jade a soft hug, making sure to be careful around her as you know giving birth mustn’t have been easy. “Congratulations you two, she’s beautiful” you say looking at the baby and your heart was melting from the pure love you were feeling.

“Does she have a name?”

“Yes, this is baby Emily Rose” Jade announces making you smile.

“That’s a beautiful name for a beautiful baby” Harry spoke up, as baby Emily grab ahold of his finger making everyone chuckle.

You spend a bit more time in the hospital room before you’re finally leaving and Harry decides to walk you out, unfortunately.

“Hey, I’m so sorry. I mean it, something really important came up and my management needed me to be there so I got late.” He waffled making you roll your eyes.

“Save it Harry. You blew your second chance now leave me alone” and with that you get into your car. Sighing before turning on some relaxing music so you could ease your mind and drive home. That was the third time you went to bed after having drunk way more than you should have.

Why were guys so complicated for?

It had now been a while since you last saw Harry which was on Emily’s first birthday. Yes it had been a whole year since the little bubba was born and it had honestly been the best. You loved her with your whole heart and treated her like your own.

You were also trying to get yourself a man, you couldn’t be single forever and now that your bakery was at a good stage you thought it’d be a nice time to try and settle down so as you pulled up the tinder app on your phone, you get a call.

It was Jade calling you at 9pm which was very unusual as no one called you that late, especially her out of all people. So you quickly answered it.

“Hello ma’am could you please make your way to the police station” whoever was on the other line spoke and your heart sank, it sounded nothing like Jade and when the person explained they were a police officer you did your best to reach the station as quick as possible, your heart racing like mad.

“Im so sorry to inform you that Jade and Luke Smith have passed away in a car crash. You were Jades first contact and we also know you’re their daughters godmother so that’s why we called you. We’ve also informed the godfather and we’re hoping you could take their daughter for the night. She’s currently with an underage babysitter at their home. I know this is a lot to take in, we’re very sorry for your loss” the policeman informed you and you broke into tears.

How? You were literally talking to Jade not even an hour ago. If you knew it’d be your last time talking to her you wouldn’t have end the call earlier to watch a stupid series on Netflix as now none of that matters anymore. You just want your best friend back.

Just as you turn around you see Harry walk in, panting as he comes closer to you and all you could do was hug him and cry into his chest. He held you tight as he rubbed soft circles onto your back.

“Hey hey, whats happened? What’s wrong?” He asked and you pulled away, wiping your tears before blurting everything out to him.

It was clearly a lot to take in, hearing that your best friends has passed and that you could potentially be getting their child’s custody as you’re her godparents so he stood there, a single tear making it’s way down his face which you wipe away quickly and go to hug him again, for once finding comfort in him.

“It’ll be ok” you both mumble to eachother before finally making your way to go to Emily. Although she wouldn’t know what was going on, your heart couldn’t help but hurt for the poor girl.

You don’t know how you were gonna manage but you know you two will pull through and do whatever you can for your goddaughter.

You and Harry spent the night at Jades house, keeping Emily close to you, trying to protect her, scared that if you let her out of your sight something would happen to her.

You had lunch and with great difficulty managed to feed Emily whilst Harry pulled weird faces at her which helped surprisingly and once that was done, the door rang, informing you that the social worker has arrived to let you know what would happen to Emily.

“So you two must be Y/n and Harry, I’m Lucy and I’m going to be in charge of Emily’s case.” The social worker spoke, she pulled out some papers after taking a seat on the couch with you and Harry sitting opposite her, Emily in his arms as you fiddled with your hands, anxious to see what was going to happen.

“Yes that’s us” you reply, trying to get her to say what she has to say. You honestly couldn’t wait any longer. “What’s going to happen to Millie?” You ask urging her on.

“Well, as it says in Luke and Jades will, if there was anything to happen to them the custody of their baby would go to you two and so would this house” Lucy finally says after looking through the papers she had pulled out before and your eyes widen.

You knew it was most likely going to be you two taking custody of Emily but you didn’t know you’d have to live together for it, you two hate each other. You look over at Harry and he shrugs, saying a quick thank you before letting Lucy out.

Once he’s back you break out into tears, “I don’t know if I can do this Harry, I mean we hate each other and this house is so fuckin big, every corner I turn I’m reminded of them and I just can’t Harry. How are we going to cope?” You say, tears falling down your face and you bury your head into your hands, crying into them.

Harry came and sat next to you after putting Emily down in her baby walker, slowly rubbing your back.

“Hey listen to me, it’ll be ok. We’ve got this. I promise I don’t hate you, I’m sure we’ll get used to eachother and remember we’re doing this for Luke and Jade. They love Emily more than anything in the entire world, and out of everyone, they picked us y/n. Let’s just trust the process yeah?” He spoke, his voice deep and it somehow soothes you and you nod, going into hug him.

And ever since that day, you and Harry put your all into raising Emily. Every day you and Harry became closer and closer, not only loving Emily but loving eachother aswell and by the time it was her second birthday, you had officially started dating.

“I know this isn’t how relationships start out, having a baby, moving in together and then dating but that’s how ours started out and now I wouldn’t change it. You’re my family, you and Emily, I love you two with everything in me. Luke and Jade knew what they were doing” Harry said, after Emily’s birthday party as he cuddled into you two and you smile, knowing exactly what he meant.

“We love you too” you reply, kissing Harry and Emily before drifting off to sleep with your entire world in your arms.

baby's bday <3

happy 26th birthday

This is all I’m gonna think about for the next year