It Should Be Illegal To Take A Nap And Still Have A Headache When You Wake Up. Like No I Shut It Off

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

I'm fucking dying someone please make a Pink Panther-style crime comedy about this

happy four years to ctubbo getting blown up in light and colour!

you guys will pry my mexican headcanons from my cold dead hands