I Am Unstanning BTS For Health Problems.

I am unstanning BTS for health problems.

I have started to have heart palpitations whenever I hear their music or see their faces. 

This might sound like a joke for you but for me it reached a point where it is just too much.

I started to dream of Jimin shaking his butt almost every night that my favorite country in the world became Jibooty. 

Taehyung’s feet and hands made me realize that I am attracted to big hands and feet but I have such small hands and feet…I am hating my body now because of that *Cries in smol potato*

Yoongi made me pay $649 for a fortune teller.

Jhope made me realize that you can only scream if you are a top star. The last time I screamed my neighbors called the cops. Sad.

Namjoon is so tall. I dreamed of having a boyfriend like him. Keyword ‘dreamed’. And reality hit me hard when all the boys around me are a waste of oxygen. I swear if you saw them you will cry for me. 

Jin ate food all the time and he is worldwide handsome. I eat all the food all the time. And I am worldwide fatty. FACTS.

Jungkook is good at everything. Is young and rich and beautiful. I am Just pure piece of sh*t who wears red lipstick to make myself think “Oh yeah I tried”. 

BTS are the reason behind all my problems. I started going into Coma so often people there gave a hospital membership.

I had enough. I want to live a normal life. 

Goodbye, all the beautiful people behind my screen. Welcome to all the uglies in real life. At least the potato faces and bodies will make me feel home.  

TAKE NOTE: April Fools. 

namjoon just single handedly saved us all with persona, reblog if you agree

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS A BIG FUCKING KINK. REBLOG TO SAVE YOUR LIVES AND TO SEE YOONGI IN YOUR DREAMS

Reblog For Good Luck!!

The rare, incredible occurrence where Jin has (and rightfully deserved) the most lines! This is a holy post, reblog for blessings to come your way :)

Halsey was gorgeous in the MV REBLOG IF YOU AGREE