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seventeen's "loser line" in a relationship

[ requested by @valenhui ]

based off of the "losers when in love"* bullet point in this headcanon! theyre literally SO fuckinfg cute oml i might write full fics for them if i have time ><

*consists of junhui, mingyu, chan.

junhui

pathetic and adorable kind of loser. pathetic really.... is genuinely the best way to describe it. he's so desperately, pathetically in love with you and literally acts like he's still hopelessly pining over you even though you've already started dating. laughs super hard at your jokes and stares at you with sparkles in his eyes and flirts with you at every given opportunity like he isn't already dating you and hasn't already won over your affections ages ago. but hey, he's dedicated, and you can't exactly complain at being showered with all of his attention.

also randomly informs you that he's in love with you at any time of day. you'll be watching a movie in the theatre and he'll tug your sleeve, leaning into your space almost shyly and being like "hey. hey. i just wanted to let you know... im kind of in love with you" before scrunching his shoulders up all shy and leaning quickly away from you again. hes always so adorable, ears turning pink even as he flirts with you into oblivion before tacking on a cute "im in love with you, by the way" at the end. every time he says it, you feel so overwhelmed because god, you're so in love with him too

mingyu

wet puppy kind of loser. i'm talking whining 24/7, pouting dramatically whenever you're not clinging to his side, and snuggling into you whenever possible. it's like dating a large, overgrown puppy that doesn't realise he's as big as he is, if that puppy suddenly found out how to talk and cook and do the laundry and looks up at you with big, shining eyes when you come home and goes "hello!! i made every single one of your favourite foods when you were gone bc i missed you so much. how was your day??" at least twice a week. (you're beginning to worry that mingyu might have some sort of separation anxiety.)

also he Does Not care if the other members tease him for being so in love with you, bc hey, yoon jeonghan's just jealous of your lurrrve anyway. but he will sulk if You tease him about it bc hey :(( you're the love of his life :((( don't be mean to him :((( gives you those big, wet, sad eyes every time you tease him until you finally laugh and give him a big kiss to placate him. tells you he loves you every single hour of the day. the members can tease him all they want, but all that matters to him is that you're aware that he Genuinely loves you to pieces.

chan

devastatingly infatuated kind of loser. he literally just. ADORES you so much in a kinda adorable, kinda incredible way because it surprises you again and again when he does something and you realise he loves you so much. and he does things, a lot, because this man is literally doing everything for you. hangs onto your every word like they hold the secrets to the universe, and remembers everything you tell him like it's his life's mission to become an expert on your likes and dislikes. has definitely zoned out whilst staring at you too many times to count.

i gotta stress how in love this man is tho, like. would 100% change his profession into loving you 24/7 if he could. no one wants to go out drinking when the two of you are together bc when chan gets drunk, he just repeats how in love with you he is over and over again like a broken record. (hoshi made the mistake of joining you two, once. he recounts the incident with a look of mild horror every single gathering the 14 of you have.) he doesn't say ily to your face a lot, but it's mostly bc he just forgets cuz he's been staring at you in an utterly lovesick way for far too long.

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I start a new job this week and I’m sat dreaming of silly scenarios where junhui would be finding ways to calm me down and stop stressing 🫠

my brain is running away with me fr right now lmao HELP

my love you've opened the door to a nonstop brain rot AND I CAN'T STOP

first of all congrats omg i hope you do well!! rooting for you <3 and second of all,,,jun calming you down. you know I'm going to eat this up.

warning: absolute fluff

I think Jun would be the happiest to hear about a new job, a new promotion, or anything like that. No because I can imagine his face - pinched and confused when you sit him down and it instantly melts into such a happy smile when you break the news to him. He'd be over the moon, hugging you to his chest - "are you serious? holy shit, that's- that's so great, I'm so proud of you. I'm so happy for you, angel, yes, I am"

He'd be more excited than you at some point, being your number-one hype man and making sure you're absolutely ready to face this with a smile. So when he notices just how anxious you're feeling, he'd get so worried. Junhui would be so concerned, just trying to find ways to make it better and let you know he's right beside you.

I feel like he's rather quiet when it comes to offering help - sticking to acts of service rather than using his words. Sticking to you like glue, helping around the house with the excuse of spending time with you all just to make sure you're okay. Getting you small gifts throughout the week, leaving sticky notes on the fridge, sending you absolute nonsense messages throughout the day to pull a smile out of you, and taking you into his arms every chance he gets.

He'll care silently until he corners you in the kitchen one night. He'll brush your hair behind your ears before looking into your eyes - "you can tell me what's wrong, baby. tell me what's going on, yeah? I love you"

He'll listen to every word you have to say. He'll let you curl up into you and press your face into his shoulder as you lay all your worries in front of him. Junhui will absentmindedly fiddle with your fingers, and play with your hair as he listens because he's also getting a little anxious as he realises how much the nerves have been bothering you.

"I can't tell you it won't be anxious, baby. Because it will be at first, it always is. For maybe, a couple hours? A day?" He'll try. "But I know you, I know my girl. you're going to do so well, I know that"

"Don't forget you have me, okay? I'm always here. I know I can't really be there...on site. But, you're still going to get my hourly check-in messages! and you can call me anytime, no? I'll always be here, I will"

If you have a little cry because of the anxiety, Junhui will be right there to hold your hand through it. He's reminding you to breathe, baby, breathe for me and he rubs your back as you try to come back, being so so careful and gentle with you. He'll cradle your face in his palms and pout exaggeratedly once you've calmed down, trying to pull a smile out of you. Once he's got you all back to him, he'll tug until you're entangled in him, heartbeat against your ear.

"I wish I could make it better, baby, I really do" He'll stroke his fingers down your back. "Hey, It's going to be okay, okay? You have me. It's tough, baby, I know, I'm sorry. But I promise, I'm going to be right there with you. You won't be alone in this, not for a second. I'm always here"

"You're going to do great, just like you've always been. I'm so proud of you. So proud, you don't understand"

"I love you so much, angel. You have me, right here. I'm here"

OKAY THIS WAS VERY RUSHED AND VERY OUT OF ORDER BECAUSE I WENT INTO A WORD VOMIT RATHER THAN A PROPERLY STRUCTURED WORK. ( also it's past midnight so I have no idea what I'm writing rn, I feel like I'm possessed. I'll prolly write something properly worded based on this too cause it was just TOO ADORABLE )

thank you.

— cat videos, wen junhui.

fluff | 512

[warnings] no actual smut involved but they're about to have sex, one mention of grinding.

[a/n] this is fully @synthetickitsune's fault, you can't just come into my dms with “jun”, “mid-fuck” and “cat videos” in the same sentence and expect me to be normal about it!!!!!

you're underneath your boyfriend with his forearms next to your head holding up his own upper body weight as he slowly lowers himself, careful not to accidentally crush you, until he can nuzzle his face perfectly into the crook of your neck. he starts placing light kisses there as he keeps grinding himself against you, one of his hands now slipping under your top to run up your side. you hear his soft, breathy moans as your fingers find the back of his head to press him closer to you and then suddenly there's a giggle.

“what are you giggling about?”

he pushes himself up so that you're now face to face and you watch as he tries to put on a serious look. “i"m not laughing at what we're doing,” he rushes to clarify, “i just suddenly remembered this video i took of a silly cat i met today.”

you give him a nod, “okay—”

but before you can even finish your sentence, junhui crashes his lips into yours feverishly with his body flush against you. you tap him on the shoulders, signalling for him to stop and he does immediately.

he looks at you with wide, panicked eyes, “what's wrong?”

“well,” you start to sit up and junhui follows suit, “are you not going to show me the video of the cat?”

the worried look on his face morphs into one of excitement and he's bouncing up and down slightly, “i was planning on showing it to you afterwards but if you want to see it now—”

“you can't just tell me you met a silly cat and took a video of it and then not show me.”

he stretches his arm to reach for his phone on the nightstand and starts tapping on it as he moves to sit next to you, then he tilts the screen towards you. “look at it!”

the enthusiasm in his voice whenever he talks about something that makes him happy is something you'll never grow tired of.

junhui starts giggling again and you coo as the two of you watch the white and grey cat in the video strutting up to an old flower pot then jumping into it and making itself comfortable by curling up into the remnants of soil to take a nap. he looks at you eagerly once the video ends.

“that was so cute,” you beam at him, “where did you find this cat?”

“at the park down the street!” you didn't think it was possible for the smile on his face to grow even wider but somehow it does.

you start making plans to go there with junhui tomorrow in hopes to see this cat again, the activities from earlier long forgotten as he opens up the “liked” tab on his tiktok to show you all the other silly cat videos he's been collecting and you're more than happy to watch every single one with him. especially when you get to snuggle into his side when he slings an arm over your shoulder to pull you into him.

14 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF ONE DIRECTION SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY SPEAK TO ME EVER AGAIN NO WAIT ACTUALLY, TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM TALK TO ME ABOUT MY BABIES. I'M SO MISERABLE JSKSJKS THEY WERE MY FIRST LOVES AND THEY STILL ARE AND I JUST WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF THEM TOGETHER :((((