Im Notlazy Im Just A Fragile Victorian Maiden. I Can Only Handle 1-2 Mildly Taxing Activities A Day Before

i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

hangin’

Obey me!Dad Jokes #9 Luke is blocking

Barb: Luke was complaining about the price of peanut butter at the grocery store and I said "yes, it's nuts" and now he won't answer my texts

Mc*Craddling on their laps a sad Barbatos*

EATS

Sus and moob enjoyers come get yall food

I WANT TO REREAD THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME. ITS SO GOOD. THIS IS THE COMFORT I NEEDED.

you picked a dance with the devil and you lucked out

[c!Technoblade x Fem!Reader]

Warnings: SFW, Royal AU, Long Fic (15.6k words), Arranged Marriage, Slow Burn

Title: Swim - Chase Atlantic

Word Count: 15.6k (What the fucketh)

Author’s Notes: [REUPLOAD FROM OLD BLOG!!!!]

I would have made this GN!Reader, but the era and plot I’m going for requires a female lead :( sadge but I’ll do my best to make it engaging nonetheless!

This is the longest fic I have ever written (Again, 15.6K???????) and I didn’t break it up into parts to see how well it would do. Also! Big ups to @earthtooz who practically helped me make this thing. I can’t tell you how helpful it was having her along for the ride.

I’m actually going to collapse now that this is finally done./j

All of this is written in and is meant to be taken as the Dream SMP characters. There is no reference or inclusion of the streamers/Youtubers.

Summary: Your kingdom has declared peace and unity with another of higher power and wealth. As the long-standing tradition goes, you are to be wed to the eldest prince set to inherit the throne.

But, rumors of a curse that weighs on your newly betrothed’s shoulders reach your ears.

You become determined to find out who he really is, not only for the sake of you and your people but for him and his kingdom as well.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

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a perfect nightmare tag, but it's fun having an ao3 tag exclusive to this fandom and massive harems

i love the obey me fandom cause where else would you have a need for this tag in ao3