Realized I Have Not Talked About Heejake Yet In This Blog. How Could I.

realized i have not talked about heejake yet in this blog. how could i.

having jily thoughts. like wow. everyone lily cared about eventually left her but here comes in james “my last breath will be used to defend you” potter and i’m supposed to think they’re boring apparently

he's blonde. he was injected with a serum that gave him super strength. he's built like a fridge. he likes sketching. he's god's favorite angel. he's god's least favorite angel. he has blue eyes. he has a borderline homoerotic friendship with bucky barnes. also with tony but he'll deny it if you ask him. he's a pretty boy. he's nazis worst nightmare. he's a golden retriever. he can lift up mjolnir. he's got a fat ass. he's 70 years old.

tweets like this are my pet peeve. just throwing silly words together in a way that’s supposed to sound hyperspecific but does not in fact evoke anything recognizable

my younger sister being an artist is just so amusing to me like i could go to her and say CAN YOU DRAW THIS FOR ME and she'll just do it. for free. whimsy