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IM GONNA DO IT

IM GONNA BONK HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD

I too am grateful 🥰

Gale is a husband, Astarion a lover you unfortunately think about as you're about to get married, Shadowheart that gay situationship that destroys you, Karlach your best friend, Lae'zel the wife who can make you do anything and Wyll the resident golden boy everyone secretly wants

charles xavier in first class, erik lehnsherr in dark pheonix and logan howlett in days of future past.

yummy 𐒘𝛠

"Has anyone ever told you that your evil lair is like really inaccessible?" The protagonist asked, looking around them. "What are you going to do if I break your leg? Float? And dont get me started on the font choice for this list of demands... " They clicked their tongue. "I know you're going for menacing, but DUDE. Basic inclusive design."

The villain gawped at them.

i need to be logan howlett's controversial young girlfriend

I’m in love with Wolverine… like…. IN LOVE.

Had to rewatch all the x-men movies again and then see Deadpool and Wolverine twice… that’s crazy.

Oh the Deadpool tag is trending? I wonder why—

… oh

i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic

𝔦𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔡𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲…

… ℑ 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲

It’s happening….

OK I REALLY LIKE GOOD OMENS. LIKE A LOT.

I will never be in a relationship bc I don’t want him I want fanfic eren yeager

sorry what were u saying i was having weird vampire sex in my head

I’d rather have vampire fangs than a gender

need more renji and ichigo fics

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker AHSOKA | 1.05

#Anakin Skywalker + Flashbacks

"Who is your favorite?"

"I don't think I have a favorite."

"I'm not your favorite?"

"C/N..."

"No, it's nothing. I thought we could be each other’s favorite."

"Am I your favorite?"

"Of course."

"Do you want to be my favorite?"

"Yes. Yours. Your favorite."

- luffy, ace (op) ; mikey, chifuyu (tr) ; hinata, bokuto (hq) ; naruto (nt) ; kise (knb)

Damn it im gay again

NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYY

The duality of Sebastian

Startled wet cat

And soulless gothic praying mantis