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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

So if ghosts can revert into their core, what if Dani did when she was destabilizing?

What if cores needed a safe resting place with access to ectoplasm? And it's instinct for ghosts to protect and nurture cores. As they're very vulnerable.

Danny acting on instinct absorbs the core or cores??(other clones?) into his body. To keep them safe.

So he carries these cores around until they mature and are stable enough to take form.

However, this takes time, like years.

So I propose. Newest JL member Danny Phantom just suddenly gasping and keeling over in the middle of a meeting or fight??

JL members start panicking. Like wtf?? What's wrong with Phantom? An attack? Is he hurt?

Phantom just sits up and continues the meeting or fight like normal until it happens again and they're like " Are you hurt? Poisoned? What is it!"

Danny just shrugs and goes " It's fine, just contractions".

"Contractions?..."

"Yeah! They suck, but I'm glad they'll be here soon. It's been like 4 years".

Just the JL or whoever panicking and being super protective over there newest and youngest member, who, through a series of misunderstandings, thinks Phantoms been knocked up for 4 years by his arch nemesis.

.................................. Ok you already know why I'm here again, another request, Pls HCs for Gen Z MC going home just looking like they had a killing spree, like, clothes almost soaked in blood hands dripping blood and eyes literally scream bloody murder. The fight was intense with the other demons, MC is little to unscathed.

Ooooo I have such a soft spot for badass MC-

Gen Z!MC coming home all bloody

Lucifer:

This man is so disturbed

He is so worried

At first he thinks that all that blood belongs to them so he makes a point to try and clean them up

And then he realizes

Oh shit

There’s a few minor scratches but definitely nothing to cause there to be this much blood

MC what did you do-?

He immediately starts scolding them

He’s trying to not be harsh about it tho

He’s mainly just worried

And a little impressed

Especially when they tell him what happened

He’s also pissed off that some random ass demons thought it would be okay to try and attack the human

But it seems like MC handled it themselves

So

Good on you MC

Mammon:

Oh hey MC-

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED!???!??!

Mans is so worried it is unreal

Like

Poor baby almost has a heart attack

He thinks they’re actively bleeding out and gonna die

He freaks out and is trying to figure out what to do

But his brain won’t work

Cause oh shit his human is dying

And then MC reassures him that it’s not their blood but that it belongs to the demon they fought

Which is comforting for a moment

That is

Until he realizes what exactly they said

And it clicks that the human is covered in blood from some demon

He immediately starts asking a bunch of questions

What do you mean “the demon you fought?”

What happened??

Are you okay??

Why didn’t you call me????

He’s just worried okay

Give the baby a break

Leviathan:

Mans is shocked

This was not what he was expecting

He had asked them to come to his room to show them something and they said they were on their way home

And then they walk in his room looking like that??

What is he supposed to do?

He doesn’t know how to react in this situation

He asks if they’re okay as he tries to find his first aid kit but they assure him that they’re fine

He doesn’t believe them at first but they’re insistent

Once he’s chilled out, he tells to go take a shower and change cause he doesn’t want blood getting on anything

He secretly thinks they look cool covered in blood tho

Like some sick ass anime main character

Satan:

….

He’s supposed to be the violent one MC

Stop coming for his brand

Jokes aside

He’s also very worried

He’s better at hiding it but he does come over to check on them to make sure they’re okay

When they assure him that yes they’re fine

They aren’t dying

He’s very interested in what happened

Honestly I feel like he’d want to deal with the demons that dared to pick a fight with MC himself, but they did a fine job themselves

Asmodeus:

Oh dear lord what happened-

He has a thing with not wanting to touch blood so he’ll ask if they’re okay first and if they need help

He’d gladly deal with it if they did but he’d rather not if he doesn’t have to

Luckily for the two of them, MC is fine

They just absolutely slaughtered some demons

That’s the day that Asmo learns you don’t fuck with MC

He’s mostly impressed

Like

This child demolished some asshole demons that were trying to attack them

By themselves

Go MC

This calls for a celebratory makeover

But go change first

He won’t be having any blood getting on anything

Or himself

Beelzebub:

MC, don’t do this to the poor guy-

He’s already worried about MC all the time

He doesn’t need this

The poor man

He smells the blood before he sees it

So hopefully he puts two and two together that it’s not MCs blood before he freaks out

If not, he may also almost have a heart attack

Just be warned

He’s the type to insist on cleaning them up

Even if they don’t need the help

He’s also the type to be very protective with them for a few days after the fact

Even though he knows that they’re fine and it wasn’t their blood

He doesn’t care

Cause what if it had been?

You can never be too careful

Belphegor:

Well that definitely woke him up

He’d have a hard time with it most likely

Being brought back to lesson 16 and how they looked

He’s gonna be cautious around them for a while after

Also wanting to help them

And then they tell him what happened

And mans is floored

Fuck you mean you did all that to some demons?

What kinda human are you-

Absolutely don’t fuck with MC he guesses

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

I dare you to say I'm wrong.

House of L/N

For Anonymous

Who asked: -How would they React to MC have powerful Magic

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POV: Third person

Characters:Male!reader, NRC characters (Epel, Ace, Jack, Deuce and Divus Crewel)

Word Count: 706

Note: please let me know if you guys like the first scenario or even if you hate it.

Note 2: this didn’t exactly come out as requested but I hope you all enjoy it anyway.

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Y/N opened his bag and with a wave of his pen, his papers and books were shrunk down and marched into his bag, in alphabetical order. He smiled. His things were nice and orderly. Just like how he liked them. Closing his bag, he finally looked up to see that his fellow first years were gaping at him in surprise. Ace, especially.

“What? You’re acting like you’ve never seen anyone organize their school things.”

“Not like that!”

“How did you do that?!”

“Teach me!”

Epel, Deuce, and Ace, especially Ace, got into Y/N’s personal space, causing him to back up.

“I think what they mean is, they were wondering what spell you just used and if you could show us how to do it.” Jack saved him, making the other three boys back up, once they realized how close they had been to Y/N’s personal space.

They had the decency to look somewhat sheepish and apologize.

“Well. It was my father who taught me how to do it.” Y/N began to explain as he closed his schoolbag and secured the strap for it. “He keeps things organized, which is to be expected, given how much paperwork he has to go through daily for the businesses he owns.” Professor Trein’s lesson had just ended and it was time for lunch.

“He wouldn’t mind if you showed us how to do it, would he?” It was Deuce who asked, as they exited the classroom and stepped out into the hallway, and began their way to the cafeteria.

“No.” Y/N thought of his father, who the public knew as a stern, ice cold businessman, but within the walls of their home, who would shower his mother and sister with all of the love and affection that they could ask for and the way careful way he would guide him whenever they would practice something new, taking safety precautions so as to not endanger themselves. “I don’t think he would mind at all.”

“Great!” It was hard to tell who was the most excited, Epel or Ace.

“Come by my dorm after school, I’ll show you how to do it then.”

They all promised to be there.

~•~

Y/N found himself standing in front of a tree that was almost dead in the botanical garden. It had been a tree that bore exotic fruit and flowers which had been used for brewing potions, and not only that…

“Can you fix it?”

“It’s our home!”

“Please do your best!”

…It was also home to the faeries that resided in the botanical garden.

Honestly, this wasn’t how he managed his Saturday going.

“Alright.” But it was Professor Crewel who had asked him and had promised to give him extra credit points on the next assignment. Y/N didn’t want to disappoint him. “Leave it to me.” And he didn’t want to disappoint the faeries who were looking at him with such hopeful expressions.

And if Y/N didn’t leave until the sun was beginning to set? Well, that wasn’t anyone’s business.

And if he also woke up to a basket full of exotic fruit on the nightstand next to bed the next morning as a thank you? That was for him to know and for no one else to figure out.

~•~

Instantly the smoke from a potion assignment gone wrong due to an arrogant first year, was instantly cleared, as if it had been sucked into a powerful vacuum.

“Thank you, pup. For your quick thinking.”

“Of course, Professor Crewel.”

He was feeling sorry for the first year who dared to think that they could do whatever they wanted during Professor Crewel’s lesson; they clearly had no idea of the storm that was going to rain down on them.

He could only hope that they learned their lesson after this.