Close Enough :3

Close enough :3

Idk how to flirt but I do know how to look pretty and info dump about my favorite things while I sit in a boys lap which is basically the same thing

other drivers will see your safe distance from the vehicle in front of you and go "is for me? 🥺" and then proceed to not use their turn signal before swerving into your lane

So-called "free thinkers" when their bed is nice and soft and cozy and it is cold outside

It's very unhealthy and you shouldn't force yourself down but it is accurate. What cis men don't tell you is that we are also trying desperately to pass as men

gotta say i don't like how many "how to pass ftm" guides are straight up just like. be monotone and uninterested and don't engage in your "feminine" hobbies and don't wear bright colors and don't be polite and don't smile at people and don't show emotion ever. like how precisely is this a healthy thing to be teaching people (especially the young people these are often targeted at)??? i am a bubbly boy. a cheerful chap. a merry man. a good-humored guy. a glowing gent. a veritable ray of fucking sunshine and i am NOT toning that down!!!! fuck you!!!!!!!

Oh my god they were NOT joking 😭 leon why are you getting dicked down into the mic

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered