Recently When Im Tempted To Say 'i'm Gonna Kill Myself' I Try To Correct It Into Saying "im Gonna Walk

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

↑ saw this on my fyp, i knew i had to do it

This ‘Halloween costume’ thing mortals do is hard

white substitute teacher taking attendance who flawlessly and without hesitation pronounces every less common/non-english name correctly but stops and says "i'm not even gonna TRY to say that one 🤣" when he comes across the name Jonathan

Being too disabled to work is not a “rich person thing.” People who are not allowed to have more than 2k in their bank accounts are not rich lazy upper class people lol. And if you try to argue that “well if you aren’t rich how do you expect to survive without working” I’d like to remind you that lots of disabled people who can’t work don’t actually survive.

my horrible son squangle he has every disease and is banned from running for office