hes-like-so-original-you-know - I'm Ironic, not Iconic
I'm Ironic, not Iconic

'I'm that lost puzzle piece, just never the right one.' - no one But for real, I'm really a guy of experiences, all while still being inexperienced; just like all things in reality, I'm always trying to ease entropy. putting it simple, I'm a gay guy with wonders bigger then my head can handle, so I have most of that blood flow keeping me hard half the time. I'm the artsy type awhile giving masculin vibes, I'm not really bothered by many people, but I don't like negativity (depending on context) I love many things, I like playing games, going for adventures, and working out, ect, ect. I'm a jack of all trades, with a trick or two up his sleeve. you may think you know me, but there's lots yet to be seen. so shoot your shot in the dark, and let's wait and see. ; )

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Lighting Is All Over The Place, But Here's A Proper Face Reveal . Stepping Out Of My Comfort Zone For

Lighting is all over the place, but here's a proper face reveal 😅. Stepping out of my comfort zone for once. Try not to criticize, thank you.

Lighting Is All Over The Place, But Here's A Proper Face Reveal . Stepping Out Of My Comfort Zone For
Lighting Is All Over The Place, But Here's A Proper Face Reveal . Stepping Out Of My Comfort Zone For
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Duche o' clock

*Beep*

*Beep*

*Beep*

The alarm clock was going off, took awhile, but James woke up at about 6:33 AM. James got up from bed still hungover from the night before, he couldn't help but laugh a little in relief for having such a great night. It was his first wild party in 5 years, he was smiling thinking about everything he did, he took shots, played beer pong, and he even chugged half a bottle of tequila. He walked down the stairs to see his place a mess, he was disgusted, but had too much of a headache to care. He walked over to the bathroom to take some Tylenol, he opened the mirror cabinet to see the Tylenol was't there, already annoyed he looks for something to ease the headache. Walking to the living room he sees a blanket and pillow on his couch, he goes over to fold it, and notices its still warm along with the pillow holding shape of someone's head resting on it. James becomes concerned and tries to remember who slept over.

*Blendding*

James flinches in fright, he turns around to hear a familiar voice "Hey, what up bro, *chuckling* didn't mean to scare you there, thanks for letting me stay the night btw." James sighs in relief to see it's just his brother Tom blending his protein shake, "Could you maybe give me a heads up next time, I don't like knowing your protein shake scared me" James blurted. "Whatever bro, you're too wimpy. When are you going to get muscles and chicks after rad parties, like last night?" James gets frustrated cause this conversation always ends up with them arguing, "I've already told y-" James gets interrupted, "Oh my bad, I forgot you like your body and girls differently" Tom repeated. James is surprised, seeing his brother is starting to understand him he thanks him "Uh, well, I appreciate that yours seeing things my way", Yeah.... uh, whatever, here. Looking for this?"

Tom hands him the Tylenol. James gets the Tylenol "Where was this?", "ugh, do you need it or not!" Tom replied. James becomes confused, but still takes the pills, "that will make you feel better" Tom says handing James a protein shake, " I don't drink protein shakes re-" James stops speaking as he starts to feel dizzy, his muscles feel weak, falls to his knees, but quickly recovers feeling energetic and powerful. He gets up to see the protein shake still being offered to him "Ugh, thanks, I need some protein in me" James says not remembering what he was saying before.

Tom grins knowing his plan is working, "So theres another rad party at my friends house, do you wanna go?" Tom brings up while preparing his meal diet plan. James was vegan, but for some reason had a strong urge to try the steak his brother was cooking, Tom noticed him craving for his steak so he offered him some "Hey bro, I could make you a meal too if you want". James was aware that eating meat went against everything he believes, but it didn't bother him, when his food was done he couldn't help but stare into it, still debating his choice to eat it, his urge grew stronger till he could stand it, he dug in with his bare hands, tearing the steak apart and savoring the taste in every bite.

With each bite his muscles swell in mass and strength, his biceps went from 14 inches to 22 inches in size, his bony legs and hips became thicker with each second, growing a bubble butt along in the process, his flat chest grew into those of a model, his hair darkens from blond into a dark brown as he finishes the last of his steak. He sits spaced out as his personality slowly erases, his memories being replaced with partying and diet plans, as his thought process slows down. coming back to reality, "Damn bro, you made a mess!" Tom exclaimed, James laughs "Well how else would I get these muscles bro" James says as he flexes, while flexing tattoos begin to form, nearly completing his duche bro transformation.

Tom isn't surprised by his brothers changes, he is the one who gave him the duche pills after all . Tom laughs and agrees with him as they both flex, "so you ready for the party?" Tom asked. James chuckles cockily "Is that even a question bro? Bring on the hot chicks!" Both start laughing thinking of the chicks and their brackets, James getting hard feels his 5 inch dick grow and thicken into a hung 9 inch pussy destroyer, cockily grabbing his cock he smiles, but stops to pose, taking a photo for his new profile pick on Tinder. he barely noticed it was 7:00 AM. "come on bro! the party started a while ago!" Tom yelled while getting ready at the door, "I'll be right there bro" James says posting his photo on his new social media profile.

Duche O' Clock

"These girls better be ready, cause its duche o' clock" James says smiling cockily with his tongue out.


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Decided to post my face for my profile picture, nothing else better screams out I'm gay like this, lol. Also I think I'll make this a personal and tf blog from now on, just so I don't feel pressure when posting something, hope yall understand, more of me will be coming around now and again, and hopefully with better lighting next time. Peace for now ✌

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NSFW questions to ask based on your phone battery %

1% How many people have you had sex with?

2% Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?

3% With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?

4% What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

5% What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?

6% Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

7% Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

8% Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?

9% If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?

10% Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11% How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?

12% Have you ever been in a queer relationship?

13% Have you ever been in a straight relationship?

14% If you aren’t straight, how and when did you realise you weren’t?

15% Are you out to everyone you know?

16% Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?

17% If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?

18.% Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?

19% Describe your first queer kiss.

20% What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

21% Are you happy with your body?

22% What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

23% What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?

24% Do you have stretch marks? Where?

25% Describe your nipples in too much detail.

26% Cut or uncut? For girls do you have a preference?

27% Longest dry streak after you lost your virginity?

28% Describe your size, Guys penis, girls breasts

29% Have you tasted your self? Did you like it?

30% Favorite body part on your preferred sex?

31% Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.

32% Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?

33% Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?

34% Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?

35% Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

36% When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?

37% Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?

38% Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?

39% Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?

40% Describe your most sexy fantasy.

41% How do you feel about BDSM?

42% What’s your most unusual kink?

43% In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?

44% Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?

45% Describe your most recent bondage experience.

46% In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?

47% Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?

48% Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?

49% Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?

50% How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?

51% Do you like squirting

52% Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?

53% Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?

54% Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

55% How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?

56% Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?

57% Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

58% Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?

59% What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?

60% Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?

61% Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?

62% What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?

63% Describe your oral sex technique.

64% Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?

65% Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.

66% Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.

67% Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?

68% How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?

69% Do you like 69ing?

70% Can you deep-throat?

71% Do you like it in the butt?

72% What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?

73% Do you enjoy being rimmed?

74% Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?

75% Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.

76% Do you like doing stuff to other people’s butts?

77% (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?

78% Do you own any buttplugs?

79% Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?

80% Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?

81% Do you have sex with music in the background

82% Have you ever had sex with more than one person?

83% Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?

84% Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?

85% Lights on or off?

86% Do you own any sex toys

87% Have you or would you ever do a gangbang?

88% Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?

89% Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?

90% Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?

**BONUS DARES**

91% Post a selfie.

92% Post a naked selfie.

93% Tag your biggest tumblr crush.

94% Post your follower count.

95% Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up.

96% Tag your top five followers.

97% Post your most recent Facebook status here.

98% Post the last SMS you received.

99% Post the last SMS you sent.

100% Your choice of question

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