*I Step On Stage, Holding A Mic. I Have A Skull In My Other Hand. I Prepare To Utter One Word, And One

*I step on stage, holding a Mic. I have a skull in my other hand. I prepare to utter one word, and one word only. *

“Destiny.”

* the crowd of simps cheers, and several buildings explode as a big ass mech comes in to beat my ass for daring to utter the word. *

Out-of-context WIP from a little animatic I'm working on :D (tho tbf I dunno if it makes more sense in context either haha)

Welcome to the place where I dump shit that I think of.

So I found The Monkie kid font from someone’s Twitter post and I uh

Shut up im allowed to have fun

An exchange I just had on discord.

I’m using abbreviated usernames as to not disclose stuff because I have standards darn it.

Me: * looking around to make sure no one is here, I begin to pull out a saxophone. I then play the most god awful music known to man. *

Pez: *clapping *

Me: *DRAMATIC SCREAMING*

Pez: *EVEN MORE SCREAMING*

me: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Jay: should we stop them or-

Pez: *can’t scream any louder *

Me: *grabbing a megaphone *

Pez: oh no

Jay: oh god…

Me: *dramatic inhale *

Jay: OP think of the children

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *shatters several windows *

*silence in the chat for like ten seconds *

Me: and that’s how you get a high enough frequency and pitch to shatter glass, any questions?

Jay: yeah just one. Why.

I need to share more discord conversations these are top tier shitpost content.