Enemies To Lovers Or Friends To Lovers // Coffee Shop Au Or Flower Shop Au // Hurt/comfort Or There Was

enemies to lovers or friends to lovers // coffee shop au or flower shop au // hurt/comfort or there was only one bed // found family or partners in crime // canon compliant or canon divergent // domesticity or pwp // fluff or angst with a happy ending // misunderstandings or major character death // 1st person pov or 3rd person pov // soulmates or forbidden love // roommates or fake dating // slow burn or meet-cute // love triangle or polyamorous relationship // secret relationship or unrequited love // royalty au or magic au // high school/college au or neighbours au // mutual pining or idiots to lovers

"spam liking will get you blocked" spam liking will get you a kiss on the mouth

manifesting happiness and laughter for anyone feeling sad today.

I love how since Cartman is a "master manipulator" he atleast has more knowledge of how people work than the average Joe. That's basically his craft, right? He can plan accordingly! Meanwhile KYLE, is just totally tone deaf. He doesn't know that "Your husband gave me aids" can be interpreted in more than one way and that he should absolutely not say that to his wife without further clarification. He just assumes people understand exactly what he meant, and I'm so fucking elated this reached him to adulthood.

I really hope one day it hits him while he's trying to sleep and he jumps up like "I MADE EVERYONE THINK I FUCKED CARTMAN." cause this dude's mind runs on internet explorer.

Kyman is an rolling ball of dumbass x smartass and that ball is both of their braincells.

I love itttt

Time to make my archnemesis fall in love with me only to then break their heart and exploit their newfound weakness in order to destroy them. No way this can backfire :)