Im Laughing So Hard Because No Matter What Song You Listen To

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

also

how do i report someone for being unfunny

oh no... not you too...

we'll be friends forever, wont we?

Are you silly

How I battle my OCD intrusive thoughts

1-st way: "we will solve it when it will happen"

Brain: strangers will call you names and beat you up

Me: well, we will do something about it when it will happen. Right now I can't do anything about that, because it doesn't happening.

2-nd way: "reality check"

*a child is playing on playground*

Brain: imagine that this child is trafficked and you are a client

Me: oh, it sucks. But am I a client?

Brain: you-

Me: I already went away, I am having a date with my partner. I am very much not a client. Ratio.

3-rd way: "Well, we'll ball with it"

Brain: you probably just ruined someone's life by coughing so loudly. They might have trigger for that

Me: well, and?

Brain: you are a bad person

Me: okay, I am. What now?

Brain: ...

4-th way: "let's have some fun"

Brain: you are a bad person

Me: who is a bad person?

Brain: a person who harmed someone

Me: Jesus is a bad person?

Brain: ... Ok, someone who doesn't deserve it

Me: why are you the one to tell me who does deserve death and who is not? You are an ill human, you make mistakes.

Brain: common sense.

Me: well, let's collect some statistics about how common your sense actually is, huh?

Brain: