Hatchetfield But Everything Is Just Lukewarm

Hatchetfield but everything is just lukewarm

The Guy Who Was Indifferent About Musicals

Cup of Mediocre Coffee

Cup of Slightly Worse Coffee

Join Us and Get a Little Hurt

Number

America Is Fine Again

Most Likely

OhioM.I.A.

Put Up a Couple of Decorations (in Northville High)

Be Okay With Me

High School Is Making Me a Little Sad

Literal Mean Guy

Be Unpleasant to the Mean Guy

Do Your Best Nighthawks or Something I Don't Really Care

Nerdy Prudes Can Leave if They Want To

The Asking Politely For Them to Come

One Part of You

LORDS IN BLACK? MORE LIKE ASSHOLE BROTHERS IN BLACK

IM DEFINITELY NOT OBSESSED WITH THESE ASSHOLES.. IM NOT POSSESSED AND MY MIND IS DEFINITELY NOT INVADED BY 5 ELDRITCH BEINGS

sOMEoNE hElp m---

Here's your daily picture of Jon Matteson

I love Jon (and Paul) so much but for the love of GOD can someone buy that man some brown contacts

(and this isn't even a picture where his eyes are at maximum power, it just has the Jon Matteson Stare ™ and I felt the need to point it out)

Introducing: Paul 45!

Paul 45 is a Paul clone that escaped from CCRP and now works at his dream job, Beanies! Why would a Paul love to work at Beanies you ask? Well this Paul, unlike the others, LOVES musicals and singing (and also baking!) turning what used to be a crappy café into one of Hatchetfield's most famous!

Ted starts going to Beanies to tease Paul 45 just like he does to og Paul, finds out that Paul 45 laughs at his jokes and falls head over heels for him (he's never had someone pay him that much attention in his life what a simp)

The siblings ever.

I CAN'T EDIT FUCK

"who's your favorite villain??" well obviously it's Bill Cipher-

"That's such a BASIC FUCKING BITCH ANSWER"

ALRIGHT YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER????

WIGGOG Y'WRATH WHO IS APART OF THE MUSICAL 'BLACK FRIDAY' AND APPEARS IN 'NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE' ALONG WITH THE SERIES 'NIGHTMARE TIME', MADE BY STARKID PRODUCTIONS, AND HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE ONCELOR, AND HE HAS A DOLL THAT LOOKS LIKE CTHULU IF IT WAS KIDZ BOP-IFIED AND HE SPEAKS IN AN UWU LANGUAGE AND HE BOMBED RUSSIA.

LOOK IT UP.