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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Together, One Shot

Thank you for the prompt. This one kinda hit home for me right now. (Though I so wish Loki’s reaction had happened for me) Hope you like it.

Could you do something based on a character coming out as asexual to loki? Like they are in a sexual relationship and had slept together a few times because she felt like she needed to so she could stay with him. And she felt guilty telling him because she thought he would reject her. Something like that.

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When Loki woke up in the middle of the night, he noticed that his girlfriend wasn’t in bed next to him like he expected her to be.

Sitting up with a frown, he glanced at the digital clock which told him it was only three in the morning.

He slipped out of bed and noticed a light on downstairs in the living room, so he headed on down to see if she was ok.

As he entered the living room, he found her just sitting on the sofa with her headphones in, listening to music. She looked like she was just staring into space, completely zoned out. He didn’t want to startle her, so he slowly moved into her line of sight with a wave.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

every day i am percieved™️

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

CAT by  By 九米 / Zhaobangni (1631123)

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

Reblog if Loki.

ONLY BECAUSE LOKI.

FOREVER LOKI.

tumblr: on Shakespeare 

Happiness Will Come To You.

“Bon appetit.” -James Acaster, The Great Stand Up to Cancer Bake Off

- You think they’ll let me go, after what I’ve done? - You’re all the same, you screaming kids. You know that? Look at me, I’m unforgivable. Well, here’s the unforeseeable. I forgive you. After all you’ve done, I forgive you.

Remember that time the Tory government’s budget cuts shut down UNIT.

human brain: you don’t need anymore dice

goblin brain: nnnngggg,,, plastic gems shinie,, prety,,,,make the clik-clak sound

Odin: Toss me my keys.

[a Yule tree crashes on the ground next to Odin]

Odin: I said my keys…

Loki: I thought you said Yule tree!

Odin: Why the fuck would I say Yule tree?!

Things tumblr thinks are pornography / adult content (so far) (this is day one):

cats 

women showing their middrifts 

gifs of Rhett and Link 

the “chronic illness” tag

dudes with large pecs 

Terry Crews with no shirt

nipples in general

fanart that isn’t explicit 

LGBT+ content

trans people 

videos with cute animals

regular ol’ SFW content

Things tumblr does not think are ponography / adult content: 

videos, gifs, and photographs of people having sex and performing sexual acts with one another

For every note this gets we will throw one (1) teabag at an uncultured American.

Reblog if you are part of Loki’s Army

I’m trying to prove a point to someone who thinks he is a garbage character that doesn’t deserve fans

Rest in peace, Stefan. You brought us so much joy, and thanks to you - thanks to Lazytown - you brought me close to so many friends, people who I talk to constantly. You gave me hope, inspiration, tears of laughter and tears of sadness. You were our one and only Robbie Rotten and yet you were so much more than that.

Thank you for everything.

when ur country gets at least 1 (one) point: