Mark After Giving Us A Ten Second Shot Of A White Shoe And A Grey Hand

mark after giving us a ten second shot of a white shoe and a grey hand

𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: taxes are like gender.

𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗶:.....in what way exactly?

𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: i don't do either of them despite the sociatal pressure to.

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𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱: [uses mark's own hand to stab him with a knife] stop stabbing yourself, stop stabbing yourself-

𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸:.......why are you like this?

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𝗺𝗮𝗰𝗸: i think....you're wrong. because if you're not, that means i'm wrong. and i don't like that.

𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻:......

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𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: hey, what's this button for?

𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱, 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: why don't you press it and find out~

𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: hmmm....[presses button]

[several violins immediately fall from the ceiling, killing captain instantly]

𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱: whelp, i guess you could say THAT was a real act of........violins [ba-dum-tsss]

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𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: if i saw a portal, i would enter it no questions asked.

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Interesting set of characters to play That Song to

Ok but Burt’s little goodbye at the ending of iswm Part 2 really got me.

“You are a child of the universe, no less than a tree or Star. you deserve to be here, and wether or not it’s clear to you, no doubt the universe is playing out as it should.”

Like damn dude. Punch me in the gut why don’t you.