@markiplier OY

@markiplier OY

Lady, realizing the fate of the entire multiverse is in the hands of Mark and the Captain: Our lives are in the hands of an idiot??

Captain: Nonononono, TWO idiots!

𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: taxes are like gender.

𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗶:.....in what way exactly?

𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: i don't do either of them despite the sociatal pressure to.

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𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱: [uses mark's own hand to stab him with a knife] stop stabbing yourself, stop stabbing yourself-

𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸:.......why are you like this?

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𝗺𝗮𝗰𝗸: i think....you're wrong. because if you're not, that means i'm wrong. and i don't like that.

𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻:......

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𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: hey, what's this button for?

𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱, 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: why don't you press it and find out~

𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: hmmm....[presses button]

[several violins immediately fall from the ceiling, killing captain instantly]

𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱: whelp, i guess you could say THAT was a real act of........violins [ba-dum-tsss]

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𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻: if i saw a portal, i would enter it no questions asked.

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for something so small