Hot Take- I Agree

Hot take- I agree

Nixon whenever he’s minorly inconvenienced:

Deeply resonated with this

I do be making my mom watch Band Of Brothers. She is not having my random outburst about how Luz and Toye are gay. And about how sexy I think Joe Liebgott is

I have a proposition for you.

I receive

Webgott Halloween headcanons

You recieve

My eternal love.

Webgott Halloween HC 🍁🎃

I hope you enjoy!!

This is Liebgott’s favorite time of year cause he forces Webster to watch horror movies

It’s not that Webster hates horror movies

He just hates that Joe makes him watch Jaws at least three times

Webster takes them to a pumpkin patch to be romantic but Lieb keeps saying that some pumpkins look like dicks

So they buy those pumpkins- ofc

They also buy a massive one that Liebgott is somehow able to carry

Webster finds that attractive. He just does.

Webster would try and convince Lieb to do a couples costume

Although it isn’t really convincing

He just buys a couples costume and doesn’t tell Liebgott about it until the day of Halloween

“What’s our costume this year? Bonnie and Clyde?”

They did in fact go as Bonnie and Clyde

On Halloween night they buy as much candy as possible

Hershey bars of course

And they eat popcorn and watch a scary movie- which usually ends up being jaws.

If it isn’t jaws it’s a movie that has David in Liebgotts lap for at least 2/3s of the movie

Not that Lieb is complaining

If any trick or treaters show up, Webster has to be the one to answer the door as Lieb is screaming German curse words at whoever interrupted their movie

“THEYRE FUCKING KIDS JOE!”

“I DONT CARE IM WATCHING A GODDAMN MOVIE!”

Okay but they look so similar….