Joe Toye Is So Lucky I Didnt Gnaw Off His Other Leg In The Fox Hole Bc I Become Peckish When Facing Certain

Joe Toye is so lucky I didn’t gnaw off his other leg in the fox hole bc I become peckish when facing certain death

"bAnD oF bRoThErS iSnT gAy"

ok well explain to me why their nicknames are the way they are

"wild bill", "bull", "babe"....

dont even get me started on "dick"

I took a psychology class this year and learned about Sigmund Freud and one of his theories was that if a man smoked a cigar instead of a cigarette he had a big dick….

And all I could think about was the fact Bull Randleman smoked cigars

sitting in my college library watching BOB and my friend walks up behind me and says "looks gay, can I watch?"

AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THESE MEN MARRIED WOMEN????

Liebgott: Bitches be like “you’re mine”… First of all, I’m on probation, I belong to the state.

this is a really weird way to propose but yes

a lot of people think that webgott is all about enemies to lovers or a kiss with a little too much teeth a kiss just this side of hurts or getting into a fistfight as your favorite excuse for skin on skin contact or leaving the taste of my blood in your mouth and sure on some levels yes but actually i believe that webgott is fundamentally at its core about things left unsaid. webgott is like. you will live on one coast and i will live on the opposite coast and i'll traverse the entire country to see you but i won't ever tell you why. you'll know why and i'll know you know. you deal in words for a living but you'll never find the right ones. webgott is he's guilty. liebgott says so and he probably is. we share two languages and all that means is twice as many ways to expose how inadequate words are. you're the only other person in the company who understands what i had to say to those prisoners at landsberg and you still don't understand what it felt like or what it meant and you never will but you're overflowing with self-righteous anger just the same. webgott is neither friends nor enemies but a secret third thing and spoiler alert it's not lovers bc the secret third thing is something that exists beyond the capabilities of linguistic identification