Sexy Mf

Sexy mf 😫

Winters: oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers

Nixon, crying: please just say fuck

I’d like to say that Lewis Nixon is a dilf and Carwood Lipton is a milf

you know that tumblr post about ships only calling each other by their super, top secret pet-names only when times are dire?

that, but speirton.

think about it: on a good day, it’s “carwood” this or “lipton” that. if ron’s being extra cheeky, sometimes it’ll stray into the “first sergeant” or “lieutenant lipton” territory.

but when shit hits the fan suddenly it’s “darling, please don’t ever scare me like that again” or “sweetheart, I’m so glad you’re alright.”

it works both ways, too. most of the time it’s just “ron” or “speirs” or “sir.” but the second ron gets hurt, it’s “this is what happens when you run into fire, love” or “sunshine, if you do that again I swear to christ I will kill you myself.”

and every time the boys hear it, they don’t go “awwww” like they might if they heard, for example, baberoe do it, or winnix. oh, no, when speirton is starting to call each other by their pet names in public, everyone’s reaction is immediately; “oh shit we’re in deep trouble.”

I took a sleeping drug cause I can’t sleep and now I’m barely awake and I have bob headcanons

- winters and Nixon would adopt a dog named daisy and another name Judy (after Judy garland because dick loves Judy garland)

- tell me Eugene Roe isn’t a SIMP for Judy Garland- you can’t

- Babe always assumes Eugene just thinks Judy is cool cause she is super supportive of the gays but he’s in love with her

- Joe Toye listens to the Andrew’s sisters but if you ever asked him about it he’d punch you in the face

- Toye totally got caught listening to them but before when he was asked about them he’d just say “nah that’s music for white people” and he’s an Andrew’s sisters fan till death

- Luz has dance parties at 1 am

- Imagine Spina, Babe, Guarnere, and Toye all out in Philadelphia and they just get drunk and crazy so Roe and Luz have to pick them up and bring them back home

- Lewis Nixon goes to rehab not for Dick but for himself. Dick and him had a whole conversation;

Dick: if you do this, do it for you not me

- Lipton is such a Boy Scout it’s SCARY

- Speirs loves to tease Carwood about the fact he was a Boy Scout until they went camping and he heavily relied on Lipton