The Monogamy Monologues

The Monogamy Monologues

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: Jungkook / Reader

Rating: 18+

Genre: Rom-Com / Smut

Synopsis: The year? Some point after college. The occasion? Namjoon is getting married and the Rich Man’s Crochet Club has convened once again. Somewhere between the drinks and the laughter, everyone has the same realization: Jungkook has never been in a serious relationship. In the name of all that is holy (Overwatch and booze), the club’s mission is revived. Now though, their goal is much more perilous. Now, they aim to find Jeon Jungkook a girlfriend. (Part of The Rich Man’s Crochet Club series)

Warnings: making out in public, oral (male), hair pulling, jk is kind of dominant but so is Y/N, face riding, nipple play, denied orgasm, dirty talk, jk is cocky, sope wear bathrobes without underwear 

TW: Past borderline substance abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms + depression/anxiety are mentioned. Yoongi is anti-toxic masculinity & encourages people to ask for help.

Word Count: 42,729

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JUNGKOOK’S BUTTON FIGHTING FOR ITS LIFE

The Moment They Realise They Love You

You Make Them Cry Happy Tears

A Member Walks In On You Both Thinking You’re Doing Dirty Things

You Flinch In The Middle Of An Argument

You Find Them Smoking Because Of Stress

They Find Out You’re A Classical Singer

They’re Feeling Down But You Cheer Them Up

You Can’t Sing

You Gets In A Bad Accident

How He Looks After You After Sex

You Suffer From Idiopathic Hypersomnia

How Sex With Them Is

He Proposes To You

You Struggle To Show Emotion/Affection

They Are Overprotective Of You

You Are Stood Up By Friends

You’re Studying For A History PhD

You Wake Up With A Night Sweat

You Suffer From Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

You Have A Quiet Voice

They Notice You’ve Started Your Period

You’re Lead Singer Of A Rock Band

You’re A Member’s Little Sister Expecting A Baby With Another Member

They Get Jealous Of Your Guy Friends

You’re A Nurse

He Looks After You Through Surgery

You Struggle To Cope With Stress

They Find Out You’re Ticklish

You Meet His Parents For The First Time

They Think You Like A Different Member

They Find That You’ve Fainted

You Have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)

Taking Care Of You After Surgery

You’re On The Autistic Spectrum

They Find You Smoking

You Suffer With A Skin Condition

You Suffer A Nasty Injury As A Dancer

They Help You Learn Korean

They Spoil You Without Reason

Finding Their Heavily Pregnant Partner Doing Chores

They Have A Nightmare, But You Aren’t There

Singing Their Solo Songs For You

Being Teased Because They’re Whipped

They Confess Their Feelings But You Reject Them

Helping Them Dye Their Hair

You Don’t Have Many Friends

They Impulsively Kiss You

Celebrating Your Anniversary Together

You Break Up With Them

You Break Up With Them Pt.2

You Don’t Have An Ambition In Life

Comforting You During A Panic Attack

Taking Their Family On Vacation

Helping You Through An Emotional Time

Your Pet Dies

Giving Them A Massage After A Long Day

Your Parents Passed Away

They Find You Dancing

They Hear You Swear For The First Time

You Have Polycystic Ovary Syndrome

You Have Curly Hair

Looking After You After A Long Day

Your Child From A Previous Relationship Doesn’t Like Him

They Find You Wearing Their Shirt

Your First Time Drinking Alcohol

You Have An Asthma Attack

Picking You Up From A Night Shift

The Other Members Don’t Like You

The Other Members Don’t Like You Pt.2

The Condom Breaks During Sex

You Receive Hate

You Have A Fear Of Being Touched

You Hit Him Where It Hurts

Their Plus-Size Partner Feels Insecure

You Discuss The Meaning Of Girlfriend

You Have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

Your Daughter Has Her First Relationship

Meeting Your Same Sex Parents For The First Time

Another Member Accidentally Makes You Cry

Taking Care Of You After Major Surgery

You Cut Your Hair Short

Your Parents Worry That You’re Dating An Idol

You Cry Yourself To Sleep

Looking After You During Your Period

Finding You Asleep Over Your College Work

The Fans Love You After Announcing Your Relationship

Taking You On Your First Holiday Abroad

They Notice Your Baby Bump For The First Time

You’re A Doctor And Take Care Of Them When They’re Ill

Seeing Him Shirtless For The First Time

You Have Trichotillomania

Your First Date

You Have Long Hair

Showing Your First Signs Of Being Pregnant

Interacting With Your Baby Bump

You Get Into A Skateboarding Accident

You Have Endometriosis

Going On Your Honeymoon

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Author: kpopfanfictrash

Creative Content Contributor: @baebae-goodnight (whom I am ambivalent about, at best)

Pairing: You / Jimin

Rating: 18+ 

Status: Complete

Summary:  A series of drabbles about Slytherin!Jimin and Hufflepuff!Y/N, the sister of his self-declared mortal enemy.

This series will be a collection of drabbles, written out of order chronologically. (Chronological order is 1, 6, 3, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9)

A Bubble Burst

A Thread Undone (M)

An Unknown Flutter

A Lie of Omission

Drabble after A Lie of Omission from Jimin’s POV

A Line Drawn

A Moment of Weakness

A Wrong Righted

A Gross Understatement (M)

A Holly, Jolly Crisis (M)

Author: @kpopfanfictrash as part of the Once Upon a Holiday… collaboration with @underthejoon , @fantasybangtan​ , @lamourche​ , @hobidreams​ , @suga-kookiemonster​ , @junghelioseok​  

Creative Contributor: @baebae-goodnight made this ridiculously gorgeous moodboard TT

Pairing: Hoseok / Reader (female)

Genre: Ex-Best Friends to Lovers / Rom-Com / Angst (?) / Holiday

Word Count: 36,243

Rating/Warnings: 18+ for sexual content. Fingering, Hoseok has a dirty mouth, Y/N semi-jokingly offers to slap him & he’s into it, condom-less sex, squirting, multiple orgasms, rough sex. Multiple friends/family members mention the reader has lost weight, but the reader’s exact weight isn’t specified. Seokjin uses a spatula as a microphone.

Summary:   At this time last year, you thought you had it all. A kick-ass screenwriting job for the hottest TV show in LA, an actor boyfriend whose career was taking off and an affordable apartment with not one, but two bathrooms. Fast-forward to now and you’re single, soon-to-be jobless and searching for a way to scrape together January rent. Everything seems to be falling apart, which was why you told your family you weren’t coming home for the holidays. Enter your little sister, Sara, who recently became engaged to her boyfriend, Yoongi and needs you home to celebrate. The biggest problem? Returning home means you’ll be forced to face everything and everyone you left behind, including Yoongi’s best man – and your ex-best friend, Hoseok.

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The Holi-Date (M)

Author: @kpopfanfictrash , as part of the A Very, Merry Fic-Mas! collab with @lamourche , @kittae , @underthejoon , @hobidreams , @floralseokjin and @winetae

Creative Contributor: @baebae-goodnight for this exquisite moodboard (THANKS, TIFFY!)

Pairing: Taehyung / Reader (female)

Genre: Fake Dating / Neighbors 

Word Count: 40,556

Rating/Warnings: 18+ for sexual content. Oral (female receiving), dirty talk, spanking, fingering, marking, big dick, consumption of alcohol and a holiday sweater with the word ho on it.

Summary:   When your ex-boyfriend becomes engaged to his new girlfriend at your annual Holiday party, you admittedly are not in the best place. Which explains why you down six shots of alcohol, enthusiastically drop it low on the dance floor and – oh, yeah – tell everyone you are also dating someone. The only problem? You are obviously not. Good thing your neighbor happens to be cute and in need of a ride to work every morning.

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