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Israel is obsessed with playing the victim yet they routinely abduct children and prosecute them in military courts...

Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around

percy and grover are an incredible duo. these two have a foundation of emotional intimacy and are bonded at the soul by their empathy link. percy may love annabeth on a romantic level, but percy also loves grover with the equal amount of intensity on a platonic level. dare i say a queer-platonic level, because i am all for that.

It's them

girl call me the forgetter the way i. ummm. what was i saying

39 premie babies lacking incubators and pro lifers are silent. Gazan women giving birth under bombs and hellfire, having to go through c-sections and even hysterectomies under terrible conditions because doctors don't have the material they need to stop bleeding and pro lifers and white feminists are silent. There's little to no menstrual care products in Gaza and white feminists are silent. Pregnant women in awful living conditions and pro lifers and white feminists are silent. Israel is using white phosphorus which is known to cause birth defects and poison soil and pro lifers and environmentalists are silent.

S4E6 really said that Merlin's his whole worl / scrap of his jacket covering all of camelot? what, he's more important than your entire kingdom? uh gayyy

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

sokka was the only kid in that show with social skills and a brain and he effortlessly charmed literally every. single. person. he met especially royalty no matter the age or nation this is why the writers had to nerf him and make him a non bender cause if he coulda bend anything the show woulda been called sokka and his good pal the avatar and its main conflicts would all be resolved by the third episode tops

Gwen sneaks bread out of the palace kitchens for the starving people of Camelot and ONE scene later Merlin resorts to feeding Arthur rat?!? I’m shrieking??? There was bread in the kitchens sir!! You did not have to do this!!!!

The Good Omens fandom on tumblr is so special to me because one post will essentially be a poetic, philosophical analysis of a 5-second shot and the very next post would read as “do you think Aziraphale would say grace before giving Crowley head?”

how does it feel to be tumblr famous now

Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3

sally jackson is literally the only person ever. she's so amazing. she's perfect. she's so kind it makes people cry. she listens to nirvana. she's beautiful. she fought a bull. she can cook. she's everyone's mother. she's a writer. she sings sad songs and applies them to her life and cries. she killed her abusive ex husband and sold him to get money for an apartment. she used to work at a candy store and bring percy samples of his favourite flavours. she shot a monster with a police gun in the middle of a war. she started making food blue because she's petty and she knew it would piss gabe off. she's an icon. she's the moment. no. 1 milf. no one's doing it like her.

Percy, young, naive: I hope something good happens.

Percy, now: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.

I like how even when Arthur's life is literally being threatened, he's still being a brat about it. The all-powerful keeper of the unicorns tells him the rules to a test that could make or break his entire kingdom and he's all "What kind of a ridiculous test is that!?!? What does that prove" and then makes this face

Like this is why people wanna kill you babe

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

The funny thing is that Arthur is always portrayed as some popular jock in modern au fics, when in canon he is a friendless loser.. all his friends are just Merlin’s friends who just started accepting that Arthur was there and ordering them around because Merlin was busy giving Arthur cow eyes when he wasn’t giving big speeches about how great of a King Arthur would become/is

Okay Leon was kinda Arthur’s friend before Merlin, but even that rule-fkn-following knight adopted Merlin when he got the chance… mr giving Merlin advice on what weapon to kill the king with

kim dokja

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history