What If Instead Of Writing A Cover Letter I Just Attached An Mp3 Of Abbas Take A Chance On Me

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

white vision after having an existential crisis and regaining his memories

when did we even first discover the concept of glasses

like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS

The entire Vision vs. White Vision fight was so fucking funny to me because the first half all they do is backhand each other into minivans and whatnot until Vision goes like "Philosophical question, are you me or am I me?" and White Vision literally becomes the embodiment of 'Understandable, have a good day.' and fucks off I-

Sam, legolas, and Gandalf are hanging by their hands on the side of a cliff. You have super strength, but not enough arms for all three. You have two arms, so you can save two. Gandalf doesn’t come back. One and done. Who falls?

Welllll shitttt. For starters I’d definitely save Sam because c’mon, he’s Samwise. Even though Legolas is old as hell, Gandalf is older and I feel like Gandalf would be cool with dying. Especially if he had to die to save others. They’re all pretty selfless imo though, but given the fact Gandalf is the oldest, I’d most likely choose him to die.

I once again feel attacked