Literally No One Ever Is Gonna Just Give Away Their Weed For Free. Grow Up

Literally no one ever is gonna just give away their weed for free. Grow up

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violet should just keep her hair tied up all the time for a) convenience and b) maximum inventing efficiency. she is an idea machine

the teacher asks me to tell the class a little about myself on the first day and I just recite that jughead quote

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

You're an earth bender. But you dress in red, because the only good shade of green is lime neon green and to have your wardrobe be only that colour would be very hard and eye-tiring. Or you dress whatever you want, I guess... It's just you give off some red aesthetic vibes, idk.

this is so funny because it just occurred to me that post about a superhero who has water powers but their skin tone goes with orange can be applied to atla like:

- earthbender who loves wearing red constantly gets mistaken for a firebender. it's funnier if this is in Ozai time and firebenders are nazis cause this bitch can get literally anything done by simply wearing red

- firebender who looks stunning in blue and therefore refuses to wear any other colour. some thugs attack him during the day/new moon when waterbending isn't as strong and get literally roasted

- airbender that has an affinity for earth kingdom stuffy royal wear. several people tell them that getting the arrow tattoos is cultural appropriation and they get so annoyed that they begin to use airbending to make the headpiece float above their head. just for the aesthetic