Love Bites - Dick Grayson Headcanon

Love Bites - Dick Grayson Headcanon

➔ The first bite was out of nowhere.

➔ You both were cuddling on the sofa and watching a random show that was on TV. He pulled you closer, wrapping his arm dangerously close to your mouth. At that moment you felt so loved by the man that you did the only logical thing that came to your mind.

“Ow! What was that for?” Dick jumped; his reaction was more of a surprised one than actual pained.

You just shrugged, “I just love you so much,” you replied innocently before turning your attention back to the TV.

➔ It confused him to no end. Why you felt the need to express your love by biting him?

➔ The second time you randomly bit him was on a random morning.

➔ He was eating cereal by the sink while texting on his phone. It was very early, and while you were extremely sleepy after a long shift at the pub, you couldn’t help but wake up due to the lack of warmth by your side.

➔ You hugged him from behind, leaning your cheek against his back as you whined sleepily causing him to chuckle at your morning neediness.

➔ At that moment, you don’t know what came over you, but you felt such a wave of passion and love towards this amazing man and you didn’t know how to express it.

➔ You bit the back of his shoulder.

➔ And again, he was confused. “You bit me again.” He turned to you, speaking with an amused chuckle.

You shrugged like you did the first time, “Couldn’t help it, I just love you so much.”

➔ Your bites didn’t hurt, but they sure as hell were confusing. Why did you feel the need to express your love by biting him?

➔ After a quick survey and research, he realized those kinds of love bites were more common than he thought.

➔ And honestly, in a weird – Dick Grayson – way, he felt honored when he understood what those bites truly meant. So, when the next bite happened, he was ready.

➔ It was a rainy weekend night; a true-crime documentary was on the TV as you both were cuddling on the sofa comfortably. He hugged you closer to him, and once again, his arm was dangerously close to your mouth.

➔ You bit him.

➔ Just this time, he wasn’t startled by the sudden random act, nor did he question it.

➔ Dick just chuckled in amusement, kissed the back of your head lovingly, and turned his attention back to the TV.

➔ Satisfied, you did the same.

♥️

In case someone doesn't know how to make a "keep reading" on mobile:

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Tim’s early robin days

Bruce: if I push Tim away and act emotionally distant he won’t see me as a father figure

Tim, whose parents are emotionally distant and have been pushing him away for years: oh wow! He really is dad shaped!

Dick: You killed her!

Jason: Actually I believe she died of natural causes

Damian, checking the body: Knife to the neck

Dick: I thought you said she died of natural causes?!

Jason: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck

Damian, nodding: What would be unnatural is if she survived

cactus beatdowns are definitely the answer to ppl making her sister do unnecessary labor

peter parker can't flirt

TASM!PETER X READER

summary: this is a MARAUDERS ERA x tasm!peter crossover! the reader's one of the marauders, and there's no peter pettigrew. I had tons of fun writing this <3 (no pronouns used.)

"Why are we even in New York?" James asked, pouting.

"I told you a hundred times, some of us need a vacation," you said, rolling your eyes.

"Alright, alright, can we hold hands so we don't get lost?" Sirius asked, in an unfamiliarly concerned voice. "I don't even know how to work muggle phones if we're separated!"

"We're not getting lost," Remus said, his eyes fixed on the map. You pulled him away before he could walk into a pole. "Stop being the worried father figure, Pads. That's my job."

"Joke's on you, I don't know how a worried father would act!" Sirius replied, laughing forcefully. James blinked in surprise.

"Yeah, some of us do need a vacation," he whispered.

-----

"Are you sure we aren't lost?" you asked Remus, pointing at the dark, empty streets. "We could just take a taxi and ask them where our hotel is—"

"No, no, I got this!" Lupin replied just as fast, frowning at the map. "I can figure this out."

"We can also magic this out," James said promptly, taking out his wand. "Lumos!"

"Expelliarmus!" you whispered, making his wand skitter away. "We are in public. With muggles!"

"This place is literally empty," he pointed out, but then turned his head up sharply.

"What?"

"No, I thought I... saw something," he murmured, shaking his head. "Must have been a trick of the— HOLY FUCK!"

He was pulled upwards by a sudden force, his entire body now dangling off with the help of a single white string. He started screaming, and so did Sirius.

"MY BEST FRIEND'S GETTING MURDERED!" he yelled, trying to grab his legs.

"Shut up!" you said, though you were surprised yourself. "And James, stop fucking moving! The string looks like it will snap."

"Ouch, I'm offended," a person said from behind. "They're webs and they're stronger than you give them credit for. Here, I'll show you!"

Before you could turn to see who it was, you were hoisted upwards by your shoulders by the same strings which supported James. Gasping, you tightened your hold on your wand, but at the moment, you forgot all the spells you could do.

Someone else lowered from the sky; upside down and attached to another web. He had a full suit on, and though his anonymity should have made you more worried, it only emitted his playfulness.

"Hello!" He said, still hanging down like a bat. "Welcome to my beautiful neighbourhood! We don't like bad guys here."

"Bad guys?" James yelped. "You're the one who has us tied up!"

"Merlin, we're going to be murdered by a man in spandex," you whispered, half-panicked and half-tired.

"Accio-"

"NO!" Remus yelled, making Sirius stop. "We can't use magic in front of a muggle again. I hate those court hearings. Lawyers irk me."

"Lawyers irk me?" you repeated in alarm. "THAT'S GREAT MOONY, SAVE THAT SPEECH FOR OUR FUNERAL!"

"I'm not mugging you!' the suited man said, amused by how much you were freaking out.

"He said muggle, not mugging- I don't think you're supposed to know that either."

"Can we all take a breath?" Remus suggested forcefully. "It's obvious we're misunderstanding each other."

"So you're not duelling?" the suited man asked, landing softly on the ground. "I mean, I've seen wizards come here before and it's always a mess if they're trying to kill me."

"Why the fuck would we kill you? Who even are you?" James asked, wiggling harder against the webs. The man sighed before pointing his wrist, and literal webs came out, which intercepted the ones that had tied you both.

You fell on the ground with a thud, then groaned before standing up.

"I'm Spiderman, nice to meet y'all," he said, doing a mock salute. "I'm guessing you guys aren't fans of world domination then?"

"Comparing me to a death eater? Seriously?" you asked, straightening up. "I've decided that I don't like you, Spiderman."

"Cute ones never do," he said dramatically, making you scoff. "I'm sorry. My friend's teaching me how to flirt. I think it's better if I don't do that during the job though."

"The job?" Remus raised an eyebrow. "Are you an Auror then?"

"C'mon, Moony," Sirius interrupted. "Look at him, isn't it obvious? Red suit, super flexible, easy on the eyes. He's from a play!"

"What the— no!" Spiderman replied swiftly. "I'm what you call a vigilante. You don't have those wherever you're from?"

"Not that we're aware of," James said in awe. "Can you give me an autograph then?"

"Look, I'm glad everything's cleared up but can we leave?" you asked, still annoyed.

"Actually," Remus hesitated. "I think this is the wrong map."

"What?"

"Yeah, this is not a map of New York. I must have taken the wrong one."

"Well, where are you guys going?" Spiderman asked, folding his hands. "My apartment's just around here if you need a place to stay overnight."

"That'd be great," Sirius said, relieved. Upon seeing your glare, he added, "I'm not walking anymore, and my hair is getting messy."

"Glad that's settled," Spiderman said, taking off his mask. Before you could ask what he was doing, he started shedding off the rest of his suit too. You covered your eyes.

"What the hell are you doing?" you asked angrily.

"Do you think I'll advertise to my neighbours that I'm Spiderman?"

Luckily, he had clothes under the suit so you felt safe to fully open your eyes. Seeing him without his mask was weird, because he looked oddly normal — like the last person you'd expect in a bus to be a vigilante. Like the kind of person you'd definitely blush while talking to you. He looked kind too, and you always had a soft spot for selfless idiots.

Pushing your thoughts into the back of your head, you followed the group as he lead the way. For some reason, he slowed his pace so he was walking by your side, which made you nervous. Or maybe just self-conscious.

"Can I at least get a name?" he asked, seeming casual.

"Y/N," you said automatically, smiling when you saw his eyes go wide. He wanted to compliment your name, but decided not to make a fool of himself again.

"Mine's Peter," he said, doing shushing gestures. "You're not supposed to know that, so guard my secret, will you?"

"Maybe," you replied, smirking.

———

"Gods, do you think they're going to hook up?" James whispered to Sirius, pointing at the two of you laughing and talking a few steps ahead.

"Pfft, what kind of question is that? Of course, they are!"

James nodded, and it was silent for a while before he spoke up again. "I swear he looks familiar though."

Sirius frowned. "Nah, how can he be?"

"What are you guys muttering about?" Remus asked suspiciously.

Sirius shrugged before gasping.

He looked at Remus and then Spiderman, then back at him and at Spiderman again. James did the same, sharing an awestruck glance with Padfoot.

"This is like the time we met Darkling," Sirius said, shuddering at the memory.

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part of my valentine's celebration.