Reblog And Put In The Tags Which Row Of The Keyboard You Use When Keyboard Spamming

reblog and put in the tags which row of the keyboard you use when keyboard spamming

doing school. got this question-

"Causes give birth to effects. Distinct relations between causes and effects include necessity, homogeneity, and _____."

second answer choice was "self denial". I mean, its not wrong-

A lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said

“I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady : “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed : “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied : “Oh Well now That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

“omg u must be rlly smart u read so quickly!!” i read fan fiction every night and can’t do basic addition

all might vs crimson riot stan flame wars

+ my biggest headcanon of them all is that deku and kirishima are unknowingly enemies on socmed <3

(this was one of my first tries at animating :’) audio is from amazing world of gumball)