Sirius:I Dont Think I Can Mansplain, Manipulate, Or Malewife Our Way Out Of It This Time.

Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Sirius: What- no!

childhood friend! megumi who would always pick you little daisies from his mom’s garden, leaving it on your front porch before ringing the doorbell and dashing away when you answered.

writing you little notes in school with his older sister’s help, the letters scratchy and hard to make out because you’d both just learned the alphabet.

blushing as he presented you a note with a shaky hand, pouting and looking away as you thanked him with a huge, toothy grin. even being unable to read, 5 year old you had gladly cherished the gift from her best friend.

and when you turned 18, you reopened the box of old trinkets and found the crumpled paper, with a “i love you” written in shaky handwriting by a 5 year old who didn’t quite know what love was, but simple knew he wanted to be your best friend for the rest of his life.

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Will Graham and oddly appropriate stickers, part one (part two)

will didn't pull hannibal off the cliff for any metaphorical or meaningful reason. he was severely injured and lost a lot of blood, and was still losing blood. he got a raging boner and what little blood he had redirected to his dick and he passed out with hannibal in his arms and they both tumbled into the sea

I’ll never call myself a sam apologist because he has nothing to apologize for

Teeny tiny🤲