If Civil War Ends With The Team Ripped Apart/broken The Only Acceptable Way That The Movie Can Finish

If Civil War ends with the team ripped apart/broken the only acceptable way that the movie can finish is with Tony at his tower and a voice behind him saying, "Mr Stark, I do believe you are need of new allies." And you don't see anything but Tony's face going through "oh fuck, oh shit, oh wtf?" before he goes, "Loki!" and the movie (or credits, I'm not picky) ends as he's turning around/before you see anything except maybe you hear Loki chuckling.

person: I've always wanted to have a threesome!!!!!

me, a polyamorus: wow that's nice!

me, a polyamorus: I'm in a threeway relationship!

person: um... isn't that like... cheating??? cause you have more than one partner at the same time?? idk that seems kinda wrong to me....

me, a polyamorus: *looks into the nonexistent camera like someone on the office*

Dear people who condemn polyamory:

I won’t tell you you’re wrong, because I respect everyones opinion. I will tell you, however, the truth as I see it.

Polyamory involves consent of every person that’s involved in it. It is not cheating, and it is not lying.

People who are poly are not “sluts”. Many of us value the emotional benefits of multiple partners more than the sexual ones.

Poly relationships are not “doomed to failure” or “inevitably unhealthy”. Poly relationships do require a lot of trust and communication, but with that in mind they can be very successful relationships.

Last of all, I’d like to point out something important. Polyamory is about love. Sharing and giving as much as you can. And if you think there’s something wrong with wanting to love many people, then keep it to yourself, because we aren’t hurting you at all.

My type of drug.

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