Y/n: I Think I Need A HugBeetlejuice: Good Thing I'm Hug Shaped!45 Minutes LaterY/n: You You Can Let

Y/n: I think I need a hug… Beetlejuice: Good thing I'm hug shaped! 45 minutes later Y/n: You… you can let go now. Beetlejuice: No, I absolutely cannot.

mdni,,, suggestive content… but like yurk imagine yall having an intense make out session and boothill gets way too excited and accidentally regurgitates a bullet into your mouth.

doesn’t even think anything of it when you almost choke on it. in fact, he hasn’t even noticed. he’s pouting because you’ve pulled away, and it was just getting good. like you’ve got him all hot and bothered, and his hand was up your shirt and now you’re pulling away. what gives?

you hold it out to him. “you… uh… dropped this, i think.”

he’s still way too focused on your lips to realise what’s happened. you hesitantly hold it up to his mouth and, almost instinctively, he pulls it from your fingers with his teeth.

boy dinner or something. super romantic.

Guys hear me out: what if Kaycee and Po3 friendship? I know Po3 is an ass and would probably be annoyed by her, but also they both seem to be the loneliest characters in the game, with everyone disliking Po3 and with Kaycee just not really having any friends. I think they’d have so so SO much sibling-like rivalry as friends

what about Darkleer?

Sexuality Headcanon: Heterosexual, bi or panromanticGender Headcanon: Cis male, though I could also probably picture nbA ship I have with said character: HandmaidxDarkleer is my rarepair loveA BROTP I have with said character: As purely bros: Signless. As pale: Dualkleeeeeeeer.A NOTP I have with said character: MindfangxDarkleerA random headcanon: He can control his strength even without gloves, but when he gets emotional, he doesn’t exhibit his usual dexterity. This has resulted in a lot of broken coffee mugs.General Opinion over said character: Precious buff babe, protect at all costs

Not enough alien x human romances with bioluminescence imo. Alien trying SO casually to keep their lights to themselves, but every time you pass by they get so overwhelmed with the need to dazzle you. As enamored as you are with the pretty lightshow they are just as much obsessed with your reaction, trying to gauge your strange human expressions for reciprocation. Not that you don't compliment them outright, but all they can do when you try is glow a different color. PLEASE show them human fireworks, or decorate your room with fairy lights, even if you didn't mean it a declaration of romance they're flashing every color of every rainbow because omg you shared your light with them even though your body isn't capable of doing it in the same way! You have an alien partner now, I don't make the rules.

Clown Hygiene and Cleaning

A crucial part of raising your own clown is the physical upkeep! Just like dogs or cats, it’s important to know how to wash up your clown and maintain its health. A clean clown is a happy clown!

DISCLAIMER : NEVER TRY TO SCRUB OFF YOUR CLOWN’S FACIAL MARKINGS! IT MAY LOOK LIKE MAKEUP, BUT IT ISN’T.

Once A Day Maintenance

Teeth Brushing — One of the most overlooked parts of clown care is one of the simplest. Brush your clown’s teeth! It improves breath, while also ensuring that your clown won’t have painful cavities.

Face and Hand Wiping — It’s so important to do this, every day. Take a damp, cool hand towel, and gently wipe your clown’s face and hands. Not only is it a bonding experience, similar to how a clown mother will take care of her babies, but the face and hands often get sweaty, which can cause discomfort.

Once A Week Maintenance

Bathtime — Always fun for your clown, make sure you give them a bath at least once a week. Bubble baths are preferred! Keeps them smelling nice and fresh. Be sure to scrub the bottoms of their shoe-like paws, as the rubbery grip can accumulate dirt and grime.

Bell Shining — For breeds without bells, this isn’t necessary of course. But for breeds with bells, especially jesters, cleaning and shining their bells keeps up morale. Remember : NEVER use products intended for use on metal. Your clown’s bells are a natural part of their plumage, and thusly, are NOT metal. Instead, use bell conditioners, found at most pet shops. In a pinch, you can use human hair conditioners. But I would never recommend it over a standard clown brand.

Nail Clipping — If your clown has nails, it’s a good idea to clip them, as to avoid scratches. Always make sure that what they have are nails, though! A vet can tell you whether your clown has nails or not. Sometimes it can be hard to distinguish between the natural glove-like plumage and the real nails.

Once A Month Maintenance

Plumage Trimming — Sometimes, a clown can grow plumage quickly. The fabric-like coverings should be trimmed to the desired length around once a month. This avoids any risk of tripping or painful ripping. Take note of where the costume-looking patterns comfortably rest. Their hair should also be trimmed to stay out of their eyes.

The main takeaway from this is that a clown has a lot of upkeep! If you don’t have the time (or patience) to complete these tasks, consider utilizing a clown wash service. Most pet stores have a directory to local services, or occasionally have the service in the store itself! Your vet can also direct you to grooming services for your specific breed.

Consult your vet about what kinds of soaps and conditioners can be used on your breed. The more specific details, the better. Different clowns require different care! But EVERY clown can benefit from some physical hygiene.

That’s all I have for today. Bye-bye!