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Humaneater15 - Chi

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More Posts from Humaneater15

1 year ago

Beej and his total unfamiliarity with being on the receiving end of voluntary affection.

You reach a point of familiarity where you hug him goodbye before you leave or give him a kiss on the cheek and he's frozen, at first you worry you made him uncomfortable but when you apologise he says don't and asks for more.

Then you realise he's not used to being shown affection without demanding it from someone or tricking them and wants more attention but doesn't know what to do.

Bonus points of you're not great with social cues either, ditto, so when he says he wants more kisses or a longer hug leading into a long cuddle session you just give it to him, why not?

You've inadvertently made a demon at your mercy but unlike others you're not gonna seize that power, he'll just listen when you say "Beej honey, don't light that chair on fire"

1 year ago
I May Be Addicted To Drawing Him
I May Be Addicted To Drawing Him
I May Be Addicted To Drawing Him

i may be addicted to drawing him

1 year ago

Can I request the mycologists Cuddling with the reader hc ( I love the The Mushroom man🍄)

Mycologists cuddling with the reader hc’s

[Author’s Note: Yippee! An Inscryption ask! :D]

When performing surgeries for their experiments they have a steady hand but other than that their hands may occasionally twitch. 

Even in a calm mood they can still be finicky and which means they move around a lot during cuddle time which can be annoying at first. 

They love to rest their faces against yours.

The Mycologists do not like being distracted from their work and will often neglect any needs they may have while in work mode so you’ll have to remind them to take breaks. At first they get annoyed with you interrupting them but they are grateful that you care about them so much. 

Both heads will often bicker during cuddle time because the smaller head wants to talk while the other head just wants to enjoy the silence with you. 

You’re going to end up falling asleep on them because of how warm and cozy they are. 

They have a lot of scars on their hands because of the sharp objects and specimens they work with. If you trace the scars on their hands both heads will swoon. 

1 year ago

Yautja Finds Their S/O making a weapon from a rock they found pretty.

(This was inspired by a YouTube short I came across of a man making a spear tip out of blue glass)

Sitting on the soft pelts your oh so loving mate gave you, you continued chipping away at the large hunk of amethyst your darling had found on a hunt. Looking at the pretty rock you thought, what better way to commemorate the hunt and gift than by making your lover a weapon out of it? Knowing how much they love testing out new armour and equipment you were more than happy to sit and make them a new one. Continuing your intentional chipping at the outline you marked on the precious stone you hear a strong knock on the large metal door beside you. "Come in!" You chirped happily knowing exactly who it is. Before you could finish the door opened and walked through your mate. Curiously looking down on your little project they clicked their mandibles. "What is this my little ooman?" They speak their voice deep and tone curious. Looking away from your project and turning your attention towards them you explain that you're making a new blade for them. "I know that you've been keeping an eye out for a new one so I thought I'd make you one out of this." You pause for a moment holding it up to the sunlight that's peeking its way through the blinds. "Look at the way it gleams In the sun, it's so pretty!" You gush. Still holding it up you notice your mate clasping their fingers around the unfinished blade, closely studying it with a look of pure pride on their face. "Do you like it? The right side still needs to be shaped but it's very sh-." Cutting you off your mate placed the blade down on your work bench before enclosing you in their big burly arms and burying their face into your neck. Mandibles clicking, chirping and speaking in what you assume to be their mother tongue. Loosening their grip on you and coming up to look at you clearly they give you the most adoring look ever. "Love it, I will honour this gift by only using it on my next hunt. I am so very proud of you ooman."

Nothing to long for my first post, I thought I'd keep it short and sweet. I absolutely adore the idea of making your yautja a weapon out of something they gifted you 😭.

(Also feel free to send in any requests!!)

This gif is so silly.

Yautja Finds Their S/O Making A Weapon From A Rock They Found Pretty.
1 year ago

Not enough alien x human romances with bioluminescence imo. Alien trying SO casually to keep their lights to themselves, but every time you pass by they get so overwhelmed with the need to dazzle you. As enamored as you are with the pretty lightshow they are just as much obsessed with your reaction, trying to gauge your strange human expressions for reciprocation. Not that you don't compliment them outright, but all they can do when you try is glow a different color. PLEASE show them human fireworks, or decorate your room with fairy lights, even if you didn't mean it a declaration of romance they're flashing every color of every rainbow because omg you shared your light with them even though your body isn't capable of doing it in the same way! You have an alien partner now, I don't make the rules.