Lan Wangji Is The Funniest Bitch Ever And We Don't Talk About It Enough

lan wangji is the funniest bitch ever and we don't talk about it enough

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ROUND 3, MATCH 8!

All propaganda and what each competitor is from under the cut

Jonathan Harker (Dracula)

Dracula daily readers didn't instantly fall in love with him for no reason! He gushes about how beautiful the landscape is, he jots down recipes for his beautiful wife, he's so dedicated to doing the best lawyer work in the world. And THEN, his hair goes grey, he starts carrying around a massive knife, he tells van Helsing to stfu (understandable), and, most importantly, never stops being incredibly devoted to his beautiful wife - king shit, love him to death!

Utena Tenjou (Revolutionary Girl Utena)

The series begins with both of her parents already having passed away, tragically, and young Utena being so filled with despair that she initially just wants to drop dead and join them. But the memory of a dashing prince figure and an important promise inspires her to keep on living, and to become a prince herself. So she proceeds to grow up, become a lesbian icon and kick the patriarchy's ass!

Bloofer lady!!! >:D

The whiplash between Jonathan literally counting his days and Lucy recounting her slice of life/reverse harem adventure to Mina is insane.

Also sometimes a family is a girl, a lord’s heir, a cowboy, a 19th century psychiatrist, your girlfriend, your girlfriend’s husband, and your girlfriend’s husband’s overly attached vampire stalker.