I Cant Stand People That Dont Let Me Speak Hyperbolically. If I Cant Respond To A Minor Inconvenience

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

tmg fans have got to stop being self deprecating about the music. no more "this was recorded in an industrial warehouse on a wax cylinder" society has progressed past the need for going "haha I love this song but don't worry I knowwwww the quality is bad". I'm so serious you have got to start acknowledging that the tape hiss is one of the things that makes early tmg so unique and in fact if it didn't sound like that it wouldn't be the same music that we know and love so much

a CD player is an alive thing like a pet. A bluetooth speaker however is a sex toy

telling your father to fuck off is a time honoured tradition. it’s as easy as breathing. but telling your mother to fuck off gives you 1000 psionic beam attack brain damage

Harrowing: someone in your Fandom just made an innocuous and harmless post that nonetheless betrays a deep misunderstanding of the character and the character's narrative purpose and you just have to sit there and let them be wrong lest you be an asshole

'guy who doesn't really understand how gentrification works and thinks that improving the quality of life in a neighborhood is itself bad' is approxmately the level of political understanding a good 50% of tumblr is operating off of