Husky-deer-therian - They/xe/it; Sapphic, Demiaroace, Polyamory And Non-binary

I wanna get this hair cut, but my parents probably kill me if I get it😢

me: I would never send this to my bestie who loves spiders

also me literally 1 second later: *sending the spider to my bestie*

🕸️The pet spider looks like this BTW🕸️

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Some lemons for you 🍋🍋🍋💛💛💛 (the person on the right side is me 😁)

"Lemons"

Carmilla:Nice work.

Vaggie:Thanks mom.

Vaggie....why is everyone staring at me?

Husk:You just called Carmine mom. You said "thanks mom."

Vaggie:What? No I didn't I said thanks girl.

Carmilla:Do you see me as a mother figure Vaggie?

Vaggie:No! If anything I see you as a bother figure because your always bothering me!

Sir pentious:Hey, sssshow your mother sssome respect!

Vaggie:I didn't call her mom.

Carmilla:No no no. Vaggie, I take it as a compliment.

Sir pentious:It's not a big deal. I called Cherri mommy once and she's my fiancé.

Vaggie:Guys jump on that! Pentious has mommy issues.

Angel Dust:Old news, but you calling Carmine mommy...

Vaggie:Hey mommy is not on the table here!

Alastor:But you did call her mom my dear.

Vaggie:Stay out of this. You've done nothing but lie sinse you got here.

Alastor:Alright I was lying about owning my own soul. But the mom thing? That happened.

Vaggie:Aha! I got him to confess to being on a leash. All part of my brilliant plan.

Carmila:I belive you.

Vaggie:Thank you.

Carmilla:Mi hija.