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Lamb’s Head on a Plate (1880)
— by Viggo Johansen
a twitter thread that actually killed me










i keep seeing misinformation about this, so: queerplatonic relationships do not have a set definition. the name comes from the idea that it's "queering" the platonic relationship, tailoring it to the individual relationships' own desires. it isn't necessarily romance lite, but it also isn't necessarily whatever definition you want to impose on it. the point of queering the platonic relationship is to break away from strict allonormative views on friendship, romance, and sex, not to make a new categorical box to fit in.
the answer to "what is a qpr?" is "whatever you want it to be." sometimes that is romance lite. sometimes it's a deeply committed friendship. sometimes it's friends who have a sexual relationship. sometimes it's based on an entirely different mode of attraction. sometimes it's fluid and impossible to put into words. it's whatever you want it to be. it's queer.
there should be more semi-maintained abandoned catholic churches for gay people to have weird violent blasphemous imbalanced-power-dynamic sex in

Enfin Seule! (Finally Alone) by Jean-Louis Forain in Le Courrier Français, ca. 1890
as a lesbian i’m attracted to sister daniel the same way i’m attracted to male drag queens
the french call orgasms "la petite mort" because they understand that being murdered by someone you love is fundamentally a sexual act. this is one of only two "Ws" I am willing to credit them with.
what is life if not hitting classical literature characters with the gay gay homosexual gay laser beam?
having a side wound is such slut behavior tbh. like damn your waist is looking pretty grabbable right now 👀 due to needing to apply pressure to stop the bleeding. but also other factors.

i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.
Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.


Henry Wilcoxon and Claudette Colbert on the set of Cleopatra (1934)
![An Ivory Seal With A Pair Of Bats China 19th/20th C.[1200x901]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/95840d19f218689f1d6248e45b1dd945/tumblr_pptwm8OnOv1vx1np0o1_500.jpg)
An ivory seal with a pair of bats China 19th/20th c.[1200x901]
media that uses cannibalism and vampirism as an allegorical expression of desire, love, and hunger >>>>

Antoni Maria Fabrés i Costa (Spanish, 1854-1938)
La bella sultana

A taste of your love to quench my thirst.

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW



Hannibal (2013-2015)
I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

Halloween treat for everyone? I think Halloween treat for everyone. One moment.......
Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
