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hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

“this ship was ruined for me because-“ no, i could NEVER. the grind never stops. NEVER BACK DOWN NEVA WHAT?

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago
A Haikyuu fancomic with a blue color palette. The scene opens with the exterior of Karasuno’s gym. Kageyama and Hinata enter.  Hinata, smug: [… even my little sister knows that. You sure are stupid, Kageyama-kun…]  Kageyama, furious: [shut up already!]
Hinata to the other first years: [hey, you guys, Kageyama didn’t know that Pluto isn’t a planet anymore!]  Kageyama grits his teeth at Hinata.  Yachi: [Yeah! it’s a dwarf planet!]  Kageyama and Hinata: […dwarf planet?] They imagine a moon with a face of one of the Dwarves from Disney’s Snow White, although the eyes are blocked with a black bar.   Yachi: [um.]  Yachi, to herself: [I don’t know what they’re imagining, but I have a feeling it’s waaay off…)  Hinata: [so it can’t be a planet just because it’s too small? ]  Kageyama: [Like another idiot who’s too small…]  Hinata, angry: [Kageyama, you bastard!!]  Kageyama grins smugly.
Kageyama and Hinata fight in a cartoonish cloud of arms and legs.  Tsukishima, adjusting his glasses: [Pluto was declassifed as a planet because of its moon, Charon.]  As Tsukishima continues, Kageyama and Hinata stop their fighting to listen. Yachi leans in as well.  Tsukishima: [While most moons just orbit their planet, Charon is so large… that it actually exerts its own gravitational pull on Pluto… and two of them orbit each other.]  As he speaks, a visual of Pluto and its moon comes into view, spinning around each other among stars and other moons.  Yamaguchi: [You’re so smart, Tsukki!]  Tsukishima: [shut up, Yamaguchi]  Yamaguchi: [Sorry, Tsukki]  Yachi watches Kageyama and Hinata keep bickering as they walk away.  Yachi imagines Pluto in starry space. She thinks to herself: [two celestial bodies…]
Yachi’s thought bubbles continue over panels of Kageyama and Hinata in action.  Yachi: [one so powerful that it pulls the other out of orbit…]  A close up of Hinata’s face in profile, sweaty and set with determination  Yachi: [locked in a dance of space…]  A close up of Kageyama’s face as he sets and shouts for Hinata  Yachi: [It sounds a bit familiar.]  Kageyama sets the ball to Hinata among a starry blue background. The ball is now a blazing planet, and Hinata leaps to spike it.

the orbit of pluto’s moon 🌙🪐✨ happy kagehina day!

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

You know what's really unfair? That there are so many movies about ancient greece but they're all dudebro toxic masculinity type movies and not gay romances

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago
Said It A Year Ago And Ill Say It Again.

Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago
Holy Shit Ppl Werent Kidding These 2 Are Gay
Holy Shit Ppl Werent Kidding These 2 Are Gay

holy shit ppl werent kidding these 2 are gay

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

fuck all romance except from what harry potter's dead dad, and harry potter's dead godfather's dead emo brother have got going on.

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

masaru looking out at his gaggle of new children all with some sort of previous paternal abuse/issue all 😮‍💨i got a lot of work to make up for

taking all seven kids out to play catch and go fishing, the dad that stepped up fr

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

in my head the bakugou couple is like ‘this is our girlfriend rei and our wife inko and her boyfriend toshinori who we have been inviting over for a suspicious amount of dinners but he doesn’t get the hint-’

I love when more and more people get added into the relationship, like we could start our own soccer team at this point

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago
Forced Reconciliation Through Becoming Family

forced reconciliation through becoming family

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

Funny how my two favorite ships are from my two comfort movies.

Rinney.... Reddie.

My mom looked at me and went "Why are both of your comfort movies having killing, p3d0s, and such?"

I was like only one of them has a p3d0... The other has a clown that kills kids!!"

"Same difference."

NO.

But yeah, I dunno how my comfort movies are both horror. With my two comfort ships. With two of my comfort characters... Robin, and then Richie:')

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

Rinney but when Robin thinks Finney doesn't like him back he listens to No Me Queda Más by Selena, and the group finds him in his room face down in his pillow inconsolable.

And they all start laughing their asses off

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

was it casual, mike? when you cried the whole way home, completely inconsolable because you believed you'd lost him forever? when you kept all of his drawings in a binder? when you were the only one amongst your friends who believed he was still alive? when you recognized his soft, weak voice through the walkie talkie? when you held him close and said you'd take him home but then took him to your house? was it casual when you told him that if you two were going crazy, then you'd go crazy together? when you used a soft voice you never use with anyone else to tell him he'd not be in danger and held his hand? when you slept by his side in the hospital, when you stood by his side when he was possessed even though you could've just left him for your own safety? when you said asking him to be your friend was the best thing you've ever done with tears in your eyes? when you biked across town under pouring rain to apologize to him because you knew how badly you'd hurt him? when you told him that the hometown you guys share is not the same to you anymore because he's not there, when you missed him so much that you felt like you'd lost him? was it ever casual, mike?

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

Never shutting up about these parallels how do people have byler doubt after this 🤔

Never Shutting Up About These Parallels How Do People Have Byler Doubt After This
Never Shutting Up About These Parallels How Do People Have Byler Doubt After This
Never Shutting Up About These Parallels How Do People Have Byler Doubt After This
Never Shutting Up About These Parallels How Do People Have Byler Doubt After This
Never Shutting Up About These Parallels How Do People Have Byler Doubt After This
Never Shutting Up About These Parallels How Do People Have Byler Doubt After This
Never Shutting Up About These Parallels How Do People Have Byler Doubt After This
Never Shutting Up About These Parallels How Do People Have Byler Doubt After This
Never Shutting Up About These Parallels How Do People Have Byler Doubt After This
Never Shutting Up About These Parallels How Do People Have Byler Doubt After This
hyperfixated23117
6 months ago
All Is Fair In Love And War

All is fair in love and war

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

Aphrodite and Ares?

Aphrodite And Ares?
hyperfixated23117
6 months ago
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW
STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW

STRANGER THINGS 5 PREVIEW

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

that one scene in s2 when Mike tackles Joyce in a hug and pulls her to safety when she’s in distress right after Bob dies never NEVER fails to make me cry

That One Scene In S2 When Mike Tackles Joyce In A Hug And Pulls Her To Safety When Shes In Distress Right

people who hate Mike Wheeler you’re just wrong

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago
THEY'RE FINALLY AT SCHOOL TOGETHER OHH MY GODDDDD
THEY'RE FINALLY AT SCHOOL TOGETHER OHH MY GODDDDD

THEY'RE FINALLY AT SCHOOL TOGETHER OHH MY GODDDDD

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

NANCY AND MIKE OH WE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESE

NANCY AND MIKE OH WE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESE
hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

"I'm sure this has been done before"

Yes me too but I want to hear your interpretation. I want to hear your play on it. I want to see how you connect the dots, how you shift the puzzle pieces and make them fit. Show me it through your eyes.

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago
Wdym Theyre All Grown Up
Wdym Theyre All Grown Up

wdym they’re all grown up 😭

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago
Realistically This Is The Biggest Byler Proof

realistically this is the biggest byler proof

what is he doing

why are his eyes open

she just said i love you for the first time, and he DIDNT KISS HER BACK AT ALL OR CLOSE HIS EYES

this is not how you react to an unexpected kiss. if you're truly surprised, either your eyes widen, or they fly closed. mike is completely blank faced. he's just not interacting with her at all. he's not kissing her back. he's not into it AT ALL!!!

and all this is happening in wills room in front of will's open closet with will's teddy bear in between them

the fact that people try to say he was just surprised BAFFLES ME

if the person you're in love with for 2 years and have been dating for almost a year said i love you and kissed you, would you freeze and not close your eyes or kiss them back? i definitely wouldn't

we actually have an example of a surprise kiss between a canonically in love couple in stranger things

Realistically This Is The Biggest Byler Proof

closed her eyes. kissed him back.

and 5 seconds later grabbed him and kissed him again.

mike is gay there is literally no other realistic explanation

hyperfixated23117
6 months ago

the byler kiss will be so good that the kiss alone will be enough to prove mike and el never really loved each other in that way.

the audience will immediately catch the difference in the passion and chemistry. i mean come on... this is years of pining we are talking about. YEARS. mike was in dire need all of s4. he's NOT gonna fuck up his one opportunity to finally kiss his lips. will's been waiting far long and gone through so much just to finally have this moment, so of course he's gonna take in as much as possible.

mike won't set up a wall between him and will the way he does with el, his eyes won't be open. he will be inviting and accepting.

a small peck and a nervous laugh does not feel enough given the long build up, both from the audience's perspective and the characters themselves. they're gonna make out and will get messy. they just have to. and if it does go further, it will most likely just be implied the way it was for jancy. seems reasonable given the age they're gonna be in s5 and will's whole coming of age story going on.

i need the duffers to put their whole duffussy into this shit. give the gays what they want