Popping Boba

Popping Boba

Hello good people of tumblr!

Today, your not-so-local cryptid alien, is doing a drink review.

The drink is Dutch-bros double rainbro iced tea (featuring the star of the drink, their new strawberry popping boba)

Here is my honest opinion. The tea was phenomenal, i've always liked getting their iced teas or lemonades. Today, however we faced a new issue due to their new product: the straws do not account for boba. Now I understand that this is a technilogical oversight due to the boba product being new to their drink add on line. Overall the boba has a weak flavor, and does not have a proper popping experience when not sucked up through the straw.

Rating: Straw :(/10 ( 6.5/10)

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It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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