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That Really Horrible Moment When You Read Twix As Twinks
that really horrible moment when you read twix as twinks
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*does a gay little experiment that challenges god*
*points at the sky* you see that? there it is. the last flying fuck i have to give.
when a guy asks you if it's your "time of the month", just casually say "no, it's not the full moon yet" and walk away
*looks off into the distance*
i was a baby…. once
*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*
on my way to deep fry my brains to create my new dish specialty, crispy brain noodles. it tastes like salt and depression