My Sis Has Tried To Drown Me, She's Also Caused Me To Choke Accidentally Multiple Times...... Ah Sibling

My sis has tried to drown me, she's also caused me to choke accidentally multiple times...... ah sibling love

There’s prolly been several times in your life you were seconds from death & didn’t even realize it (source)

I must reblog to keep forever

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises. ⬆💱⬆💲💰💲⬆💱⬆

What’s ur favorite color

Green, Blue and Yellow 💚💙💛

Look at my cat with a plant guys!!! I got a plant😆

#asahi or #daichi (I hope)

What your favourite Karasuno kid says about you

Daichi Sawamura - Strong, reliable, dependable. Your determination and will to succeed is admirable to others and you probably don’t realise how much of an influencer you are.

Asahi Azumane - You tell yourself you’ll defend a cinnamon roll to the grave but the reality is you’ve read every mature Asanoya fic on Ao3. Allergic to angst. 80% of your bookmarks are omegaverse. You insist to your friends you just like the idea of pheremones and don’t want a wolf dick.

Sugawara Koushi - You haven’t slept in 36 hours. The pen for your Wacom tablet looks like a snack. You make half dazed shitposts and they get more notes than your actual art. You’ll kill a man over a mom joke.

Kageyama Tobio -  d́r̵i̢͏҉n͏͠͝k̴͢͡ ͢m͟͝il͟k҉͏ ̷̴̷D̡͢r̷͟í̛nk̸ ̷̶M̴̴̀i͝͞l̡͞k̸̴̕ ̸̀D̀͠R̷I͝͡N̶͟K̡ ̕͠M̀͝IL̴̸͡K̸͝ D̡R̀͠IN̵K ̸͝͠M̵̸̡I̴͠L̛͝K̨

Hinata Shouyou - Your ringtone is Hinata screaming. Your friends disapprove. Hinata continues to scream. Your parents don’t understand. Hinata is screaming. Your dog gets scared when your phone rings. Hinata is screaming. You are screaming. Earth is screaming. Free us.

Tsukishima Kei - You are in constant denial about the fact you used to be a 13 year old yaoi fangirl. You have several volumes of Junjou Romantica under your bed, never to be read again, never to be shown to anyone, and yet you can’t throw them away. Why can’t you throw them away? Why?

Yamaguchi Tadashi - You have a gif of every single frame of Yamaguchi in the anime saved. You take screenshots of him in the background doing something trivial and several hundred people reblog it. An almost cult like following of Yamaguchi fans gather in a circle. Every single one of them is petting him simultaneously like a cat. You WILL cosplay him at some point.

Nishinoya Yuu - Chaotic good. You won most likely to rob a bank in your yearbook. Guy Fieri is your idol, but only ironically. You’re not the kind of person to like things that aren’t ironic. Every number you’ve ever written has been a combination of 69 and 420. You either enjoy people like Leafy and Logan Paul, or you insist on telling everyone you want them to be strung up and shot. You’ve made more rolling thunder jokes than friends.

Tanaka Ryuunosuke - You produce exclusively Tanaka content because you need to compensate for the fact that nobody else in the fandom seems to. Everyone loves it, and you constantly wonder why every Tanaka fan is in the closet.

Ennoshita Chikara - You probably came from a fandom like Hetalia and you’re just here to have a good time. There’s too much effort in having a favourite who actually does thing for more than three or four minutes a season.

Kinoshita Hisashi -  Your OTP is Shibayama x Reon. Every fanfic you’ve ever written has consisted entirely of rarepairs, most of which have never been written before. You want Kinoshita to be a starter when he becomes a third year, and believe with a passion that he will somehow displace one of the vastly superior players.

Narita Kazuhito - You have ascended from the astral plane. Rational thought fails to explain where such a creature can exist. You stare God in the eye, bemused by his horror at that which he hath not created by his own hand. Every fibre of your being remains incomprehensible by human thought. The universe ceases to exist. Wrow.

Yachi Hitoka - gay

Kiyoko Shimizu - You’re an art hoe, 18+, have 4,000 followers on instagram on your home-made candles. Everything you own is scented. Everyone tells you that you’re beautiful. You say you should see me in the morning. This isn’t to put yourself down. It’s to assert dominance when others see you wake up looking just as good. You’re the alpha. Work it, bitch.